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Let's talk about censorship.
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/film/2509129/The-Antichrist-is-passed-by-BBFC-despite-being-ultra-violent.html
The Sun passes comment on the 18 rated (and thus for adults only) film Antichrist with restraint:
The total gore level on show cannot be properly described in a family newspaper, and if you are eating it would be best not to read on.
Not pulling any punches, the Sun tells it like it is
The scenes include Gainsbourg using scissors to cut down below — and this does not refer to a Brazilian.
Family newspaper...
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
I was wondering when someone might mention that film.
She cuts her flaps off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
Awesome.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
Brilliant.
I watched 3guys1hammer the other morning, and it seems that kind of graphic horror is going mainstream.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)

I'm going to take a hammer to the next fly that flies in the opposite direction from the window ON PURPOSE when I try to let it out
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
Spray them with starch
they just glide out of the window
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
pffft
I'd like to see the look on their faces as that happened
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
heh yeah
"BzzzzLOLOLOLllllololooooollollBBBBbbbbZzzzzzzLOLOOL WTF!"
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

little bastards
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:06, archived)
how does she close her cereal box when she's done,
if it falls over it will go everywhere :(
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
you can roll the top of the inner bag over.
that should stop your coco pops escaping
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
"In 1985 The Terminator was rated 18. Terminator Salvation, released this year, was a 12A. Bloody violence is increasingly acceptable. "
Yeah they're the same film.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
It's a family newpaper if your big sister walks around with her tits out and your dad invites his mates around to have a look

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
This is all getting decidedly QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
"And then I fucked my dad and he was awesome as I rolled a Q4 on Dungeons & Dragons, thus winning me the match"

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
Have you been coming round to our family's Christmas Eve parties?

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
I'm usually perched on the top of your tree, playing with my ballballs.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
Stephanie 19 from London says,
"This film is disgusting. And the things they do to people 'down there' makes me snatch cringe with terror. I would say 'cunt' but this is a family newspaper"
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
Stephanie 19 from London, AKA Wormulus?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
not as shocking as
what easty made me do

TEH SEEMS
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
I might watch it.
I haven't decided yet.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
I love the tickboxes.
"Actual sex"
"Genital mutilation"
"Torture"
"Shocking close-ups"
"Sexual violence".

Then it has the audacity to say "Ticks all the wrong boxes". Actual sex is wrong, but page 3 girls? Not an issue.
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"WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!"
giggled the busty blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
"SADDAM HUSSEIN IS A MEANIE!"
pouts Double-D Fiona, 19.
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All those tick boxes just sound like a regular night around my nans...

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
Shocking close-ups of what?

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Donkey Gums' Nan

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
She's got a little tashy

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
Here's shocking.
Page 3 girl-type. NSFW, obviously. My point is, what the fuck have they done to her head? She's gone all lopsided and appears to have changed skin tones from the neck down.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Bats, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
And she looks like she can't play tennis

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
Penetration I believe

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
What in the billy fuck is a 'shocking close up'?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
Maybe its out of focus and badly framed?

(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Apparently it shows a penis going in and out of a vagina
D:
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
you can't say that, this is a family websi...
Oh
(I helped save b3ta! RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
yeah it is
but more Addams than Waltons
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
What a load of bloody fuss about nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
You surely aren't suggesting
That the paper that promoted Samantha Fox as being 16 and straight out of school then ran a load of articles about paedophiles and underage porn could possibly have double standards- are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
I hear in the end
she gets fucked by a drill-cock
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
They have tits on page 3 dude.
Why are you reading that shit instead of looking at tits?

Queer.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
I think they (the BBFC) are being more lenient.
I was only discussing this the other day, with my good friend, Lars*.


*It wasn't Lars, it was the Wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
Did you say...
"Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark was released in 1981 and it was PG. The Crystal Skull was released last year and was PG-13. Violence is becoming less acceptable."
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
Goodness, that's
exactly what I said.
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
The BBFC, Jobe, in these godless times, are our only moral guardians.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
that's utter crap
there are all those people who post responses on the BBC site
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
I'm more upset about the fact that Lars Von Trier, despite being incredibly shit,
is still allowed to make films.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)