I'd like real tortes
just an hour of people in wigs tossing cake at each other
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:17, archived)

'my client intends to sue in the torte of linzer'
( vladimir, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)

Tortes or Tortoises?
*hurls a terapin at you*
( RedStar returneth, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 16:21, archived)