*cough*
I'm Australian. But you do have it right on the no-personality part. Hence the no-social-skills part.
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

Are you going to tell me what spray-frosting is or what?

( Comma, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

Kinda hard to explain,
only just discovered it myself the past week...

Okay. You know how you can get whipped cream in a can, and you shoot it out and you pretend it doesn't look a think like someone just jizzed on your food? You can get cake frosting/icing/whatever-you-want-to-call-it in the same form. Actually tastes quite shit...
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

Oh, okay.

( Comma, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)