Am I a bad sister?
After teaching my 13-year-old brother and his best friend about "The Game" tonight, I have waited until they went to sleep then took it upon myself to:

1. Carve "the game" into each of his school pencils...
2. Carve "the game" into small corner of his desk...
3. Tape a large sign on the inside of his door saying - you guessed it - "the game"
4. Stuck an envelope in the mailbox with the words on it (He's obsessed with being the first to get the mail)

And, the piece de resistance...
5. Carefully spray-frosted both their faces with the phrase. Even if it is unintelligible in the morning, it's still funny... Isn't it?

I feel like this will lead to horrible, horrible revenge. Nevertheless, the damage has been done.

PS - I just lost the Game, and I am sorry for your loss...
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

How is babby formed?
[Edit] I hate to do this, but you deserve it
( Lord Gnome, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

Yeah, I'm totally not reading all of that.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

I wouldn't either.
As pointed out further down, I am a shit poster.
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6268383
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

lol banned

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:24, archived)

You're not a bad sister.
You're a shit poster.

NEXT.
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

I've no idea what you are banging on about
but it sounds like a jolly wheeze
( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

FYI I think I am getting the hang of it.
Sort of. A bit.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

It's pretty easy, just loops 'n tings innit

( broadsword, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

Sort of.
Nearly. Dunno. Baby steps.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

How fascinating.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:25, archived)

And I do mean FUCK OFF.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

I'd rather not.
But I will stop making new threads/replying to anyone else's threads after this one dies... I never seem to succeed when I do, hence not posting anything before this for over a year.
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

SHIT FLOUNCE

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

Try not being shit.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)

Cheer up

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

cheer up fuck off
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:37, archived)

Fuck off.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:38, archived)

Fucking hell, you're shitter than I am.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

Also, I'm pretty sure I've seen this before.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

are they hot?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

LOL you're so awesome
On a better note, I love the seaside.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

aside men
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

Shocking

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

*prides*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

Cocking hell its 28 degrees in here

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

degrees stone



LOL
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

degrees stone megatons

lmao
( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

Yes you are
but he still wanks while thinking of you.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:27, archived)

I'd be ashamed if he didn't!

(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:28, archived)

in the shop I dropped a tube of pringles on the floor so I put it back and got another tube
does this make me a bad person?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:29, archived)

thedwarves.com/uploads/mp3/Satan.mp3
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

Someone else might buy those Pringles.
You have potentially ruined someones evening. You are worse than Hitler and Andi Peters combined.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

It depends how many you ate before you put it back
more than 15 is naughty.
( Cactus 1 doesn't care what you think on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

What's spray-frosting?

( Comma, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:30, archived)

Your man clearly doesnt treat you right

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:31, archived)

it's what americans have instead of personalities

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:32, archived)

*cough*
I'm Australian. But you do have it right on the no-personality part. Hence the no-social-skills part.
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:34, archived)

Are you going to tell me what spray-frosting is or what?

( Comma, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:35, archived)

Kinda hard to explain,
only just discovered it myself the past week...

Okay. You know how you can get whipped cream in a can, and you shoot it out and you pretend it doesn't look a think like someone just jizzed on your food? You can get cake frosting/icing/whatever-you-want-to-call-it in the same form. Actually tastes quite shit...
(EasilyRecognisable I’m back baby, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:45, archived)

Oh, okay.

( Comma, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:46, archived)