Hire them for your Son's next birthday then capture them with your image grabbing device that holds folk in time and motion unless you hit a big red button that makes them sing and dance.
You know, the usual shit.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

There's nothing usual about my shit.
Or something.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)

JMG'S POO LOOKS LIKE ALAN SHEARER

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

It could probably still play for England.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

no, but it would do a better job of managing a football team

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

David May won more awards and is therefore the best player ever.
There's probably a scarf with that on.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

heeeeee's got more medals than Shearer
he's got more medals than Shearer
he's got more medals than Sheeeeeeeeearer
his name is David May

disclaimer: these lyrics do not take bumbling spasticity in to account, your mileage may vary
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)