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This musics is interesting:
www.myspace.com/toyorch
I'd like their album, but I don't want to spend money on it. £6.99 is a lot for something that is just interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:46, archived)
Hire them for your Son's next birthday then capture them with your image grabbing device that holds folk in time and motion unless you hit a big red button that makes them sing and dance.
You know, the usual shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
There's nothing usual about my shit.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
JMG'S POO LOOKS LIKE ALAN SHEARER

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
It could probably still play for England.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
no, but it would do a better job of managing a football team

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)
David May won more awards and is therefore the best player ever.
There's probably a scarf with that on.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
heeeeee's got more medals than Shearer
he's got more medals than Shearer
he's got more medals than Sheeeeeeeeearer
his name is David May

disclaimer: these lyrics do not take bumbling spasticity in to account, your mileage may vary
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
What's the album title?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
Toygopop.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)
Check your gaz in a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
Ooh...

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
He's football crazy.
He's football mad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
My music teaches son has a band
They have been nominated for a award on Kerrang! and stuff
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:47, archived)
Mind they don't steal your MOING!

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)
HOW DO PEOPLE KNOW ITS DAVE?
And i will make sure, lol

I remember my music techer found my youtube profile a few days ago, She told me off for using sweary samples :(
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
Because you said it earlier!
Why did you get banned, and who else got the stick?
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
I got banned for a week for taking part in the twitter thing on sunday
Thats it.
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
I only got 12 hours.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
Thats really out of order

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
I didn't have a back up account at the time so I had to do offline things.
I got one now, though.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)
Every /talkaholic should have one
Its the internets fasion accessory
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
She made her first post about 20 minutes ago.
I hope it's the only time I'll use it.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
That was you?
ahaha
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)
Or as the person who banned me words
'Leading a twat invasion'
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
HAHAHA.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
'Invading /board like an idiot'

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
Oh gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
I did it too and wasn't banned or stepped
poor dave
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
ARE YOU SAYING THERE WAS POSSIBLY A B4SH33 BIAS?!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
THIS MUST BE IMPORTENT
JMG IS SPEAKING IN CAPS, LADIES AND GENTELMEN
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
From earlier on.
When your urername was Dave 2
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
ahh yes

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)
What's the band called?

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
happy b3taday
x
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
they're no Same Difference

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)
That's a lot to live up to
I fuckin loves Same Difference, me
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)
I got Regina Spektor's new album today
haven't listened to it yet though
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)
keep up the good work

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
She's gone a bit normal.
I don't approve. I preferred it when she was bordering on psychotic. I think I'm seeing her in a couple of weeks. I'll put the psycho right back up her.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)
doggy style

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
I may like it then
I preferred Begin to Hope to Soviet Kitsch anyway
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
Cor.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)
she's like the idiot child of baldmonkey and Tanita Tikaram

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
I say.
Tanita Tikaakram is like a dark Bob Todd
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)
I've still got to give Tori Amos's latest album a proper listen

(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)
there's still time to throw it in the bin if you come to your senses

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)
FUCK OFF SHE'S LOVELY
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
BUY THE ALBUM = SHAG THE GIRL
this is the basis of her success
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)
Hahaha
It's Spider you should moan at - he's seen her LIVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:09, archived)
If you really want to listen to a woman whine about being raped for an hour, here's a tip.
Support groups are free.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)
And sometimes there is food.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)
and women

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)
what's the difference?

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)