she's like the idiot child of baldmonkey and Tanita Tikaram

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

I say.
Tanita Tikaakram is like a dark Bob Todd
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:06, archived)