maybe you can pretend to be a girl then reveal yourself to be the police in a hilarious twist

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Nah.
I prefer to tell them tales of my homeland.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)