I'm talking to actual, real nonces.
My life is a joke.

EDIT: FUCK. ING. HELL.

[hard-as] hey there sedyx where you from and how old
[karla_f] uk, 13
[hard-as] cool you like being fucked babe
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

Have QOTW drawn you in?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Nah.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Just wait
they will
(Stiff Richard, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:42, archived)

Your name gives me the fears

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

He's 160lbs of pure muscle.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:46, archived)

muscle nonce
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

Is this one a nonce as well?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

He has a noncey aura about him

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

Nah, he's moving in with Rose.
She doesn't want him to, but we're pressing the subject.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:58, archived)

Who bummed what now?

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

It's all set.
www.b3ta.com/talk/6265959
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

*handshakes*

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:02, archived)

Why are you talking to nonces?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

Why are you?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

Shut up Doveston.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

Hello Dave Trouser.
How are you this fine evening? I'm sitting on the balcony smoking my pipe.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

Fucking hell

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

PIPE PIPE PIPE

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

IPE ONCE x3
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

PPPONCEONCEONCE
Well, I seem to have run out of vanilla tobacco.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

The thing about pipes
They smell nice, but are a useless smoke.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

No idea

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:56, archived)

I guess the next question is - where are you talking to nonces?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:59, archived)

IRC.

( WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:00, archived)

Clever. Great way to show off your IP address to the fuzz who are no doubt watching :-p

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

My parents house :P
I'm not silly hahah. Wait, I am.
( WHARRGARBL, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

C OBOT
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:01, archived)

Top strike through humour tonight.
Go you.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:04, archived)

I NO LOL

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)

4chan is shit, stay away.

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

It's not actually 4chan. Related though.

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

deviantArt?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)

THERE'S THUNDER HERE KARL!
Is that offer of a hug still on?
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)

*hugs*

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

You'll regret that now, I'm absolutely fucking soaked.
The road where I parked my car started to flood so I had to run out an move it. Just seen lightning strike somewhere on a hill. This is awesome.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

Lucky bastard. :(((

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

The first proper storm down here for ages.
ALways good to sit and watch.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

9chan?

( Cae1, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

Dare I go as high as...12chan?

( Cae1, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:19, archived)

inb4 v& lol

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

LOLOLOL
etc.
( Cae1, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

Partyvan time!

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:21, archived)

Careful, you'll be saying Candlejack before lo-

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

I fucking hate this 4cALL HAIL TO THE HYPNOTOAD

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:23, archived)

BBBUUURRRRRRRRRR
o_O
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

wat
wat
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

How the fuck did that get on the popular page

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:33, archived)

Popular page, you say?

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

yes...
popular page.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

I just wanted validation.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

This is still scaring the crap out of me.
j.photos.cx/19K9F-151.gif
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:37, archived)

I still love that a bit too much

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

She got a big mouth

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:38, archived)

All the better to eat you with, dear

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

yes...
watt?
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:35, archived)

inb404

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:25, archived)

Newfags cant dave force
    Dave
Dave Dave
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:27, archived)

Haha fuck

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)

Candlejack is the suckiest me

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:34, archived)

I'm not sure
Can dull Jack re
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:40, archived)

OH SHI-

( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:20, archived)

www.b3ta.com/images/naughtykitten.gif
(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:22, archived)

maybe you can pretend to be a girl then reveal yourself to be the police in a hilarious twist

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

Nah.
I prefer to tell them tales of my homeland.
( WHARRGARBL, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

Adfer frugaliter fututionem et per decor bonum.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

'advert for a cheap futon decorated with boners'?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

More or less what I was going for.

( ArthurTheRat, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:15, archived)

jokes are supposed to be funny

( scott,, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:12, archived)

boy, did you come to the wrong messageboard

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:17, archived)

You said it buddy!

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

Fucking hell

(b3tard Has converted to Reason, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:13, archived)

Don't let them touch you.
They're not like those POSER nonces.
( Cae1, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:18, archived)

I see people have been twittering on here again.
WITHOUT ME.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:07, archived)