Why are you?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:43, archived)

Shut up Doveston.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:45, archived)

Hello Dave Trouser.
How are you this fine evening? I'm sitting on the balcony smoking my pipe.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:49, archived)

Fucking hell

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:50, archived)

PIPE PIPE PIPE

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:55, archived)

IPE ONCE x3
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:57, archived)

PPPONCEONCEONCE
Well, I seem to have run out of vanilla tobacco.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:03, archived)

The thing about pipes
They smell nice, but are a useless smoke.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:06, archived)