Have you ever met him?
I have. And by met I mean tolerated for about 5 seconds out of politeness.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:53, archived)

Hah, excellent.
He's an insecure cunt.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:57, archived)

My views on mincing queens are well documented on /talk

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:58, archived)

At the Hood Butter's? He was drunker than me.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 0:59, archived)

He's a hideous cunt.
At least you were frotting yours up my leg in the pub, you minx.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:03, archived)

Pfffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

I feel I know you better than I should

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

I don't remember that:(

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)

I do
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

HAHA

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

You shut up.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

You can't make me.
Fuggo.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

It was like my trousers had been savaged by a massive slug

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

Clickin' dis!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)