Funny vegetables
Ah, the slow news day staple of 'wonky genitalia-shaped parsnip' and 'cute animal-shaped potato' photos.

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/jul/01/wonky-fruit-vegetables-supermarket-eu?picture=349560914

The Guardian knows what we all want to see more of in journalism - comedy vegetable based humour.
(jabboy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

we already get enough spastic jokes round here thank you very much

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

This is not That's Life
That, however, is a nifty spud
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

green shit, madam

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

Yeah

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)