Karl Malden

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

Yes

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

Everyone seems to be fucking dying this week

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

Circle of life

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

Fucking hell, Dale Winton?!
EVERYONE is fucking dying

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8129408.stm
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

Ronnie Biggs lives!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

I clicked that purely out of hope

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

Bernie Mac died?

( Ttssattsr, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

Oh man don't joke about such things

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:28, archived)

MICHAEL JACKSON

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

No, really.
http://fake.bbc.co.uk/news/number3987s.htm/
( Ttssattsr, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:32, archived)

But man he dun did died.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Mac
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:51, archived)

I remember reading that when he died.
Then I forgot that he died. No offence, Bernie Mac.
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:53, archived)

except you
/ed
that was nasty, sorry its the heat
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

Indeed

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)

It's very tempting to edit the whole of his wiki page with
"He's Dead!"
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

Wow what a misleading headline.
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/deidre/719215/Dear-Deidre-Sun-Agony-Aunt.html
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)

lulz
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/deidre/714686/Dear-Deidre-Teen-Worries-Deidres-special-advice-service-for-the-under-20s.html
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:54, archived)

Fucking hell

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:58, archived)

Deidre is one harsh slut in the reply to that.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 2:01, archived)

a friend told me her son has been asking her to buy condoms for him so he can attend group sex parties with the pikey girls from his school
the kid turned 13 in March
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 2:04, archived)

He needs a good slap

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 2:07, archived)

massive disappointment here
I was hoping for a Same Difference exclusive
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 1:57, archived)

Hai
www.b3ta.com/board/9557763
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 2:00, archived)