I spilt a shitload of grated parmesan over a hot cooker once
the house stank like burning tramp underpants for a week
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)

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( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 3:39, archived)