You forgot
Voodoo dolls of the Bangles
A canoe
Twelve beetles
The Prime Minister of Malta
and a barbed-wire sculpture of Jethro Tull
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

And...
One beetle
Two beetles
Three beetles
Four beetles
Five beetles
Six beetles
Seven beetles
Eight beetles
Nine beetles
Ten beetles

I'm bored now.
Imagine the rest.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

That's a lot
of beetles.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

My stag beetle is now dead

it took ten days for it to die, he is syill in the tub on my balcony, looking slightly smaller than he did.
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)