Whoever guesses correctly what am holding in my hand
wins a prize

:)

None of you won, the answer was in fact, nothing, in all the excitment of waiting for you to answer I forgot to pick anything up!!!

I'm craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy, me I am
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:00, archived)

A dead dog?

(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

Your vulva.

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:01, archived)

your baby

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)

Has she sprogged yet?

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

maybe lost its grip and fell out

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

No not yet
I want it out now though, maybe this evening?

Oh just had a thought, I could give birth online and you could all pay to watch!
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

My cock.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

a rubber chicken?

(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)

The skull of your
defeated enemy?
( Geordie Al, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

I read that as
defecated enemy ( unsure of spelling )
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

A mini baby bel
or maybe a spider.
(Experiment 626, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:04, archived)

A bouncey ball
made out of lots of elastic bands.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:05, archived)

Biscuits.
Faasands of 'em.
( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

A toblerone.
A glass of Pernod.
A hamster.
A plate with a picture of Spain on it.
Tin foil.
A used tampon.
A test tube.
A baby scan picture.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:07, archived)

Keith Chegwin's bollock hair?
I simply don't believe you're not holding anything.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)

Well believe it

so there!
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:11, archived)

Socratic dialogue
is truly not dead while this talkboard continues.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)

Cunt.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

On the contrary:
Cockmunch.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)

Neither do I.
And as such I make more guesses:
A can of WD-40
A bucket and spade
A pack of playing cards
Paul McCartney
Linda McCartney
A shoulder blade
Giblets
A gusset
A Jade Goodey work out video
Semen
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)

You forgot
Voodoo dolls of the Bangles
A canoe
Twelve beetles
The Prime Minister of Malta
and a barbed-wire sculpture of Jethro Tull
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)

And...
One beetle
Two beetles
Three beetles
Four beetles
Five beetles
Six beetles
Seven beetles
Eight beetles
Nine beetles
Ten beetles

I'm bored now.
Imagine the rest.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)

That's a lot
of beetles.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)

My stag beetle is now dead

it took ten days for it to die, he is syill in the tub on my balcony, looking slightly smaller than he did.
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)