Stop making up rubbish insults then, you massive two-arms!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

I didn't make it up, did I?
You're just not down with the kids, old man.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

I'm plowing a lonely furrow in the field of mediocrity here.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)