Imagine waking up in intensive care
to find Badger standing over you with a syringe, grinning a big beardy grin.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

You just slid off your chair, didn't you?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

It was how we met.
Well not in intensive care. More in a dark alley. You get the gist though.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

I'd breathe a sigh of relief if it's just a syringe that he wanted to stick in my bum
:)
( CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)