they said on the adverts "there's a world of choice at Carpet World"
lying bastards, I went there and it's just carpets
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)

"But look! Were also got some chipped and unwrapped 'quick-lock' laminate....enough to cover your downstairs toilet."

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)