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Shit cartoons then.
Is there a shitter cartoon/character than Captain Planet?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
I always thought He Man was a bit shit.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
Thundercats was crap too.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
This explains a lot.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
jobe, look and otter with a fish ice lolly, look, imagine that
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2512592/Its-Thirstday.html
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
That is awesome
and I hate otters
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
i too hate otters, perhaps if this thing with me and neddy doesn't work out we could date

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
They stink of shit.
I think we should go to the Valley to watch football and hold hands afterwards.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
that sounds like a lovely date, i will give needy a while to decide if she thinks me and her have a future, she appears to be playing hard to get

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
I gave you you 1.79 for your broken heart!
What else can I do??

Actually don't answer that!!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:31, archived)
hey neddy there you are, i thought you'd gone, glad your back
how are you? are you enjoying this warm weather?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:46, archived)
Oh man, there is a bit of tit on there, imagine that, in a national newspaper !
Maybe they got around it being an obscene publication because there is no nipple?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
Also
winking girl with pendulous puppies spotted in the sea. good work, the sun
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
that isnt fish.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
how can you tell, have you made fish lollies before?
morning binkles
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
Ha, well done.
At first i thought you were showing me pictures of topless men though.

No offence.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:28, archived)
The only good cartoons ever made are as follows
Ghostbusters
Powerpuff Girls
Ed Edd and Eddie
South Park
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
those are all good, sure
but they are not the only good ones. not by a long chalk.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
He's looking to hook some chumps. Don't bite, Paulo.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
he's looking to hump some chooks.
the dirty pervert.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
What would you add to the list?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
i liked practically all of the 'cartoon cartoons' stable on cartoon network back in the day.
as well as ppg and the eds. dexter, johnny bravo, cow & chicken.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
Sexter's lab is almost good enough to go on the list.
Animaniacs is also worthy.

and Freakazoid.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
lol, sexter
yes and yes.

cartoon network has gone way downhill i think. the last 'new' toon of their that i thought was really good was xiaolin showdown
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
My favourite Ed Edd and Eddie was the one where Eddie's bathub full of gravy was revealed.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
that would have been ed, surely. the tall thick one
i really liked the one where they're trying to find out how things work and it all goes a bit mad

just googled and it's called 'one plus one equals ed'
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
you seem to have a much clearer memory of it.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
s'cause i still watch it if nothing else is on

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
FOUND IT!
www.livevideo.com/video/AFC43ACB3C1F43E4998C840469F374D7/one-plus-one-equals-ed.aspx
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
yes freakazoid!
along with animaniacs.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
The Great Wakkarotti
Best
Cartoon
EVAH

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JJcJIiQq2A
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
there's an animaniacs episode which is about wakko building a massively complicated rube goldberg machine
that goes on for about 5 minutes then just makes an action figure sit on a whoopee cushion

that was my most favouritest
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
That's so transparently incendiary, seb.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
I was partly immitating Gonzo
in my defence.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
but there's no defence for being you....

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
Where the fuck is Johnny Bravo?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
Johnny Bravo wasn't even as good as Dexter's Lab

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
The early episodes of Johnny Bravo was brilliant.
Then the later seasons they try to make it a lot more toonier and lost all it's charm.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
this cartoon thread has caused me to look some stuff up on wiki
apparently there was to be a live action johnny bravo film potentially starring the rock

i can't imagine why it was cancelled!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:47, archived)
Man I would have watched that

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
hey there, baby
do the monkey with me
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
*punches*

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
OOF
*ends up upside down with hair all ruined*
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
Dexters Lab was the only thing I liked on Cartoon Network
other than Dragonball Z
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
Dragonball Z?
Oh dear.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
He says it Dragonball ZEEEEEEE too.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
KKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*TUNE IN TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT BRAND NEW EPISODE OF... DRAGONBALL Z*


HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:51, archived)
I liked DBZ, until the Bou saga.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
Bou and her evil henchman,
Squirrel Ass Nigger Lover
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
I watched them all about 5 years before they came to the west. They were gory and cool
I had 85 VCDs with them on. Then the US Dub ruined it and made it shit because they cut loads out of it.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
I quite liked the Gummy Bears.
They bounced here, there and everywhere.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
I was always indifferent to The Flintstones.
What are you all indifferent too?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
Aquaman

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:19, archived)
Colour Boy

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
Magenta Owl

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
The Simpsons episodes that are shown on channel 4
(i.e. they're shit because everyone's seen them half a million times)
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
The Simpsons is much like /talk
It used to be pretty funny but you only watch it now out of habit or nothing else to do
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
Well done,
that was a massively shit post.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
I don't get channel 4
One day you will see an episode of the Simpsons from season 15/16. The next day, expecting to see another newish episode there will be something from season 1
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
Exactly.
I've not had Sky for about 7 or 8 years now, so pretty much any episode younger than that is new to me... but C4 insist on showing the old episodes over and over.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
Yes, Dora the Explorer
And the spin off, diego
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
Dora the Explorer isn't aimed at anyone over 5,
therefore you can't call it shit.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
Hello.

I have read you post with interest
CLICK HERE
to see how much I care about it.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:20, archived)
I expect now would be the best time to suggest that your bottom is frequented by latino gentlemen on a rgular basis.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
Meh. Too hot.
Pies!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
in the blurb at the end it says "daft cunt"
but on the graph it says "dull cunt"

/pedantic cunt
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
Just 'cunt' will do.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
Denver the last dinosaur.
sorry Edd
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
Batfink

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
Count Duckula

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
Count Duckula was great!
What's wrong with you all? :(
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
OooOO DUCKYBOOS!

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
we're all very worried about police dog, dg!
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/8129826.stm
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
D:
I hope he's ok
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
i thought that was great when i was a kid
but i watched it the other day and it did not live up to my memories
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
I never liked dangermouse.
There, I said it.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
i never liked the flintstones or scooby doo

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
I was never fond of the flintstones.
Or any loony tunes. Especially porky pig. He can fuck right off.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
OBJECTION
road runner & wile e. coyote.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
SUSTAINED
EDIT: I did have a bit of a soft spot for Pépe Le Pew.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
you skunk bummer
i like taz!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
It was the cat he was stalking, she was FIT
Taz was an annoying spastic.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
so's your face
i liked his dad in the taz-mania toon

blah blah blah yakkety schmakkety
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
NO.
What's Opera, Doc is the best cartoon ever made. EVER.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
blue star will agree with you HARD, here

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
D:
But no fair enough. Denver was naff.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
Dino-Riders on the other hand
DOUBLE AWESOME
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
I've not heard of that

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
I bet no one remembers this shit, not even bogus
www.thechestnut.com/wattoo.htm
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
Nope, not heard of that one, grandad

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
it was shit and French and shit
one day I will hunt down the persons resonsible for it and break their gallic skulls open with a spade
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
I can't think of anything French that I like

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
that newsreader woman
she needs a good old-fashioned thump up the knickers and no mistake
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
Arrogance of the French part 1
My brother's mate married a French bint. She contends that any grape based alcoholic drink that is not from France is not actually wine. Only they can make that.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
burst a paper bag near the garlic-stinking stealth wookie, she'll probably surrender

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
sharky & george

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
Canadian

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
oh really? ok then
amelie?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
I can remember liking the theme tunem I can't remember anything about the actual cartoon
apart from them being crime fighters, or the sea
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
they clear up any mystery
i remember the dance they did over the end credits

i don't remember a single episode though
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
I don't think it existed

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
they're crimebusters of the sea.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
I bet it was all based on a met press release
to distract the press from crippling land police shortages
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
Albert the Fifth Musketeer

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
Gay

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
In your dreams.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
bridget bardot

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
Donkey nosher

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
Brandy?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
Astringent
And made by the Irish in France. Not strictly speaking a French booze.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
Brie?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
Pus

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
Pastis?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
Antiseptic
Look, you're not getting anywhere here
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:01, archived)
Yeah I think I've backed a losing horse

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
if that is about a little black and white bird i remember it
was it french candian?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:39, archived)
fucking french bastard shitcunt horse-eating shitfucker bastard cunts

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
i think they done that violin playing egg piece of shit cartoon, ludwig or summat, that was awful

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
Ludwig
that was made by cunts, for cunts
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:36, archived)
I remember that one.
It was tedious and shit. And had a crap theme tune.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
The entire cast of The Simpsons.
Especially the episodes released after about 2007.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
Shut the fuck up.
Ridiculous post.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
New Simpsons is Family Guy-lite

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
Simpsons set the bar.
Family guy is a completely different show, aimed at a different audience (ie. adults).


Only a complete fuckwit would compar... oh, carry on.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
They used to be different.
Now the Simpsons is starting to be a little FG-esque, in my opinion.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
Digimon is Pokemon-esque,
but they're still completely different.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
Didn't they come about at the same time?
My point is that the Simpsons has changed to fit in.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
You're being a fuckwit today :(
Read RR's post again until it sinks in.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
The newer episodes of the simpsons are better than the old episodes of the simpsons.
The first few series of the simpsons were terrible.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
The Simpsons was at its best from series 6 - 15

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
WRONG. 3-10.
Look at the episode list for series 5. LOOK AT IT.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:15, archived)
I agree.
But I don't want to. :(
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
Then don't!
FIGHT YOUR OWN OPINIONS!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
every cartoon made by hanna barbera are utter shit

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
Captain Caveman was amazing

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
2 stupid dogs was hanna barbera
so you are incorrect, sir
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
Oh they is a plague on animation

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:41, archived)
Fat Freddy's Cat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Freddy%27s_Cat
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:23, archived)
Chariots of the Globs was the only really funny FFC strip
the rest were mostly meh

it ended up like badly-drawn Garfield with a few non-hilarious drugs references
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
I remember them from when I was a kid from the Fabulous Furry Freak Bros comics.
They were quite shocking at the time.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
there was some talk of a FFFB film being made a few years ago
from the trailers, it looked like a load of wank

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YINWUjFQRDU

www.imdb.com/title/tt0944952/ fuck, they actually made it
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
Ha! I'd probably watch it out of curiosity.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:43, archived)
it's on my list of things to download, possibly

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
"Tee Hee Hee", a drug that turned people into homosexuals."
That dastardly drug!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
that team of crime fighting football players

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
THE HURRICANES!
And their painfully multicultural team.

Like the black guy who only ever played bare footed. Because he was African.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
but he was a better player than you
he was in the Hurricanes!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:27, archived)
That show was epic

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
Just because he was black you just ASSUME he was African
I believe he was Brazlian you filthy RACIST
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
You're right n'all.
Still, a dreadlocked guy from the carribbean called "Rude Marley"...
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:07, archived)
Dangermouse

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
Oh sorry, cartoon characters.
I thought you said b3tans.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
ben10

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
:((((

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors
Wonderpets
Mona The Vampire
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
Mysterious Cities of Gold
Dogtanian
Willy Fogg
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
Galaxy High School was both shit and great at the same time

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
haha, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors
now that, that was shit
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
jayce was brilliant, actually
you silly person
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
*Jayce high 5s*
FUCK YEAH!
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
I used to LOVE it.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
Likewise!
I also liked King Arthur and the Knights of Justice: a team of american footballers get transported to knights of the round table time and they had magical armour.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Arthur_&_the_Knights_of_Justice
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
YOU'RE fucking shit.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
Strong words from a massively rubbish twat
like yourself.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
John the spoon
he was just a spoon, how interesting can that be really?
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
Captain Planet was great
he's the hero, you know.

Rude Dog and the Dweebs was terribly-drawn and animated but still good. Bucky O Hare was great too. And Biker Mice from Mars.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:29, archived)
you've reminded me of botmasters

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
Is that a cartoon aimed at young homosexuals?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
yes, except for instead of gays it was not transformers

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
Bucky O'Hare was amazing!
BUCKY! Captain Bucky O'Hare,
Mutants and Aliens and Toads beware!

In other news, my Nabaztag arrived yesterday, I took it round to a friend's house to test it. Listening to the previous owner's facebook status updates was mildly entertaining. The first thing it said when it was connected: "*tap tap tap tap tap* FACEBOOK: Graham - It's not fucked"
Also Violet.net says that spangabbit does not exist :'(
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
oooh what's violet.net?
the spangabbit might be called cr3ative or something similar, as it's cr3's, not mine.

Didn't know you could hook it up to Facebook too....
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
violet.net is the site that manages everything for Nabaztag now
cr3ative was on there. I've added him as a contact :D

My rabbit hasn't been added yet, I needed to get him removed from the previous owner's account and I forgot the serial number today to add him to mine :P Hopefully when I reregister it all the messages will be erased. I turned off the speaker last night, after 3 hours it was still reading messages from last December :S
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
I LOVED Rude Dog and the Dweebs

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
*mini fives and chest bumps*

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
bah I didn't see this

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
*RUDE DOG FIVES*
oh, the 80's neon colours and sharp edges.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
Reggy was the shittest. He had an underbite.
Should have been called Cool Dog & the Downs
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
That does surprise me.
I thought you'd based your whole personality on Rude Dog.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
Hehe I am Rude Dog.
COME WITH ME SPASTICS! *drives off*
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
Rude Dog & The Dweebs

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
various comics such as Chin Strap The Duck, Happy Families, The Celebrity series, Black Hawk Down's and many other one offs

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
haha you cunt :D

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
Joking aside though, I'm fucking awesome.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
... if you're awesome when why don't you show it on b3ta?

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:58, archived)
I do you spaz.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
I've never noticed this awesomeness.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
That's because you're too busy eating chocolate seductively towards your webcam.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
You may mock but it's a very time consuming hobby.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
you ARE the leading authority on how to be awesome after all

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:10, archived)
I cower whenever I post something, hoping it will please his warped sense of what's good and what's shit

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:12, archived)
It's not warped,
it's merely based on fact rather than opinion unlike other forum users.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:14, archived)
If you think your opinion is fact then you've just proved my point
*trombone sound effects*
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:17, archived)
I hope when you read my posts you intentionally ignore my sarcasm.

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
one day, man. one day you will be able to stand tall and shout to the heavens...
I HAVE MASTER OF TURNIPS' VALIDATION!

then a golden staircase will come down and take you to valhalla
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:21, archived)
Rude dog and the dweebs.
Although I now have a dog exactly like Rude Dog, the wannabe canine Fonz twat.

Edit; I should really read the replies before posting.
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:38, archived)
We're just fashionably late, that's all. Quick! jump in the back of my Cadillac !

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
In the boot you say?
You just want me to smell this rag? Oh my god whats hapknfghd jfdgjkds dfs
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:50, archived)
MUahaha! tha'ts right i'm taking you to DFS!
nowbuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofabuymeasofa
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
they said on the adverts "there's a world of choice at Carpet World"
lying bastards, I went there and it's just carpets
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 10:56, archived)
"But look! Were also got some chipped and unwrapped 'quick-lock' laminate....enough to cover your downstairs toilet."

(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
I seem to have this urge to buy you a sofa
only as long as DFS DON'T have a sale on though...
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
"At DFS we only have ONE sale a year...
...shame is actually lasts for all of it."
(, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)