I'm guessing it's because you can't spell "suede"

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)

Or that I can,
and chose not to do it correctly.

Or that I just forgot.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)

I just made a joke, 'What sort or material would a pirate who was a fan of leather with a napped finish wear as an eyepatch?'
'Suade, because the pirate was also Sade who also wears an eyepatch'
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)

oh no shit, that's gabrielle
sorry guys
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)