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Clearly, I am currently at the top.
What would like to be asked more often?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:41, archived)
i'd like to see people asking what questions they'd like to see being asked more commonly

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
Would you rape me please?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
It would save lots of pain for everyone in the long run if they just asked me to do it.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
Shh, I want to hear more about imagining tennis in the heat

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:42, archived)
I'm looking at a hot and sweaty fit as fuck Russian tennis player on the TV box right now.
Plus, I fucking hate the Williams sisters. Almost as much as I hate Azarenka
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
It is a RIDICULOUS scenario, isn't it?!

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
I rocked back into my chair, lit my pipe and let out a little guffaw at the absurdity of it all

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
It's like that episode of Doctor Who when they visited the Planet of Playing Tennis in the Heat
and Doctor Who was like "the fuck is this?"
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
Then Ace blew up Robo-Sampras with her satchel of pipe bombs

(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
And that CyberHenMan was like "YOU WILL BECOME LIKE UZZZZ"

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
"why don't you shut up?"

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
would you like a cup of tea?

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
HELLO EL GUIRI!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
Have you been ignored?
What did you do?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
Ths is the joke
I don't know! There was no explanation, they just made a post about how much they hated me and bing!

I sent them gazzes and everything but all for naught.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
Shocking

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
HELLO!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
A CUP OF TEA WOULD BE LOVELY

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
LOOK AT ALL THE ATTENTION YOU ARE GETTING

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
WHY DON'T YOU RESPOND TO SOME OF THE ATTENTION?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
WHAT'S THAT EL GUIRI?
YOU CAN'T HEAR ME?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
I DON'T UNDERSTAND?
WHY CAN'T YOU HEAR ME?
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
HAVE YOU BEEN DEAFENED BY THE SOUND OF THE IGNORE DRUMS?

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
If anyone wants, they can write nasty things about this user here
and they'll never know.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
Not even that
He'll only reply if you're nice to him

www.b3ta.com/talk/6268548
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
I think it's safe to say I'm massively upset that I can't chat to this fantastic forum user.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
His fat face jokes aren't even funny :(

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
At what point did he think that wasn't a shit post?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
Wormulus touches young boys

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
He's got a lot of forehead

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
I don't know who it is. *shakes fist*

(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
why would anyone want to do that?

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
THE CLIQUE
FOR THE CLIQUE
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
i'm not a member of any cliques
is there a form i can use to apply to join? or a least a list of the major ones
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Have you actually ignored Wormulus
Or are you fake ignoring?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
Take two seconds to reflect on how retarded asking that question there is.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
How is it retarded?
She didn't reply to one of your posts.

Idiot.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Actually, point taken.

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
OH GOD DAMN IT!
Is Psychochomp here? We had a little game to see how long I could be nice to Pickle Fairy for.

I made it less than a week :(
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Thank fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
wtf are you talking about?
edit: holy shit how did you know that? I don't even remember that.. was I drunk?

I don't really like him tbh, seems boring and a complete loser. At school, he is the person I would have bullied.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
HELO DUM DUM

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
arghh get off the internet fatso you're slowing it down
how's you?

I've made deals worth over 11k these past 2 days. I'm happy with myself cos now I can do fuck all this month :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
You've made deals worth over 11k?
What?

Is this like World of Warcraft slang or something?
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
perhaps it's a 32k type thing
fucking low poly and that
(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
no no
like doing teh business stuff.

nice to have friends in high places. especially when you are doing their wifes website muahaha :D
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
What?
"nice to have friends in high places. especially when you are doing their wifes website"

How do those sentences even CONNECT.

Yeah.

It's also nice to have a hot drink in the sun especially when your Gran has diabetes.

What the fuck.
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
Reading between the lines I think it's basically
I've got loads of money, and enjoy wanking off dogs.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
I need a website designing, GAZ me

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
I look forward to seeing how THIS pans out

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
Actually so do I
LOOK AT THE BUSINESS YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
yee canae afford me

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:03, archived)
I damn well can afford you, I'm not some fly by night shitcunt student wanker
I'm a software engineer, I can do all the backend crapola but I can't design for shit
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:05, archived)
ah, i can't do any of the backend stuff
I have a project I need doing too. But i'm scared to ask a b3tan.

Can you do a backend multi user DB, able to create invoices, statements etc from the data, and link it to a web interface?

websites are a secondary thing for me, I prefer network security as my main strong point (more money).
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:09, archived)
yes
I can do that in my sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:20, archived)
I found a glass bead, and a half eaten Big Mac.
I'm not even going to try and top that this year.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
I love it when people talk about their employer's money like it's their own

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
THE SCATHING ATTACKS ON WORMULUS CONTINUE
I for one am shocked at this vitriol
(I helped save b3ta! Theoban What of it, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
>:O

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
I bet you were bullied at school.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
I bet you were bullied at school.

(I helped save b3ta! well, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
I was actually
when I was 6 someone through my transformers rubber on top of the building and I cried.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
I see you came threw it quite well though

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)
Oh, I get it

(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:11, archived)
It is hard to refute these facts
But he does have his charms.

Quickly, someone list his charms.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
y wud u wan to buly him? wrmuls is such nice chp, u shd b ashmd

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
that's alright
he hasn't been here much
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
Oh PAUL you BASTARD

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
Aye.
Ever since El Guiri ignored Wormulus, Wormulus has actually STOPPED POSTING!

Hasn't he guys!



*wink*
(__, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
Someone tell him to take me off ignore long enough to read my gazzes
and then he can stick me back on it as soon as he's done.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:59, archived)
Would you like to have Supermatt as your personal naked butler and driver?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:43, archived)
little bit of sick came up just then
who am I trying to kid, it was quite a lot of sick really
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
Hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
I read "butler" as "buttered"
*fans self*
*opens a window*
*applies frozen peas*
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
Mmm freshly buttered Supermatt
Thats nonce fresh, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
I Can't Believe It's Nonce Butter

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
Bread and bummed her pudding

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
Would you pay me to sunbathe?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
I'd pay you to never be seen in public again.
I could probably even get that payment tax free as a charity.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
Hmmm
Can I be seen never again in public but somewhere sunny? Like a garden?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
No, if you're outside or the building has windows people might accidently catch a glimpse of you and need expensive therapy.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:47, archived)
Oh
I don't want your money then.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)
You can't reject charity.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
Watch me

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
Somebody stop her! She's rejecting charity!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:51, archived)
Pfft
MOT cant even give it away.

Poor MOT:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
It's nothing a nuclear bomb won't sort out.
So what if we have to take Scotland with her?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
ask me about piles

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:44, archived)
Do you enjoy having piles?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:46, archived)
it's like having a rockery, but on my bum

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
What causes piles?

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
bark bark bark
BARK BARK BARK!
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:45, archived)
Oh thank god.
We all feared the worst after the news today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:48, archived)


(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:55, archived)
Police dog is a guffbeak

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
he's still alive!
HOORAY!

*tips entire sack of dog biscuits over you*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
sniffle snoffy sniff arooooo

(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:58, archived)
I hope someone leaves you in a car.
And doesn't open any windows
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
BARK BARK BARK BARK
huuurrn hhurrrn BOIK BARK BARK
(Police Dog bark bark bark, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
YAY! Whosesagoodboy!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
Would you like another beer?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:49, archived)
Yes please sexy BFF

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:50, archived)
*passes beer*
drink up!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
Wooo

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:53, archived)
here, have another

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
Did you know a Roadrunner is an actual bird?

(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:52, archived)
Why would you want to be asked that?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:54, archived)
So I can say
'Why yes it is'. Then maybe smoke a pipe. Suave innit.
(Bababoon, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)

v d

/don't ask why
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:56, archived)
I'm guessing it's because you can't spell "suede"

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 15:57, archived)
Or that I can,
and chose not to do it correctly.

Or that I just forgot.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:00, archived)
I just made a joke, 'What sort or material would a pirate who was a fan of leather with a napped finish wear as an eyepatch?'
'Suade, because the pirate was also Sade who also wears an eyepatch'
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:01, archived)
oh no shit, that's gabrielle
sorry guys
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 16:02, archived)