I'll do them for you if you like

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

Go for it.
She's going Spain next week. You should follow her. Here's a list of her turn ons.

Bald men
Thick rimmed glasses
Men who can play strange instruments.
Bright/loud coloured shirts.

She doesn't ask for much, bless her.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)