friz
you may be a big cheeked fat bastard but i love you man. even though you come across like you came from a private school.

if you could make love to a b3tan which one would it be.

exluding JMG
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

None of them.
B3tans aren't attractive.

Frankly, I'd sooner stick my knob in a cold kebab. Even it it had been dropped on the pavement.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

I think there's one.
Hold on. I forget the name..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

Are you sure?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

Is it Baldmonkey?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

i did see ONE girl from a b3ta bash who looked nice
I think she was called Jessie
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

That's Moohalaa.
He's a Jessie.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

man, the old school b3tans, they used to be totally hot.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:36, archived)

they still are actually.
god i fancy them.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

I think that sexyness in b3tans skips a generation
like baldness. The next generation will be hot again. We just have to gas these cunts and we'll have realised hitler's dream.
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:42, archived)

i read about hitlers dreams,
they were quite poo-based.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:49, archived)

GGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

^^^!^!^!^!^!!!11^^^^!^!^!^^
this.
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

And I'm not going to lie, I'd fuck Baroness, furiously. Assuming I was able to find my penis *strains*

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

She sent me some pictures for my birthday
I was very pleased
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

*wipes brow*

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)

I've banned him from Gazzing me.

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

gonzo

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

My meat is firmly in my hand now

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

i would you,
but you know,
i mean,
god,
you'd destroy me.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

I'm getting so horny now that I may need to film myself so that I can have a recursive wank

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

i had a wank that was so good once,
i collected all the sperm up and shoved it down my cock so i could do it again.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

you can pull it out like string

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

you've seen my clown act?
5 handerchiefs tied together doesn't half make you wince
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

link pls

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

I can't hold a camera at the same time

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:37, archived)

when you do that you have to select the right straw
capri sun is best but you have to be careful not to use the pointy end
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

What the jesus cock is this

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

x x x

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:21, archived)

PRIVATELY SCHOOLED, EH?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)

BLAZERS AND TIES

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:40, archived)

i had them, that doesn´t make you posh.

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:47, archived)

I'd like to say all of them
But my mum and brother are b3tans too. So all but 2.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:41, archived)

I'll do them for you if you like

( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:45, archived)

Go for it.
She's going Spain next week. You should follow her. Here's a list of her turn ons.

Bald men
Thick rimmed glasses
Men who can play strange instruments.
Bright/loud coloured shirts.

She doesn't ask for much, bless her.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 1:52, archived)