Cocksocks
Anyone about? I'm bored. Ideally I'd like to upset or offend someone.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:26, archived)

HI DAVE!

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:29, archived)

Hello. You're no good, you don't get upset at my games.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:33, archived)

I'll try though Dave.
For you. ¦;¬D
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:34, archived)

GNOMES ARE RUBBISH

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:35, archived)

YOU FUCKING DISPICABLE BASTARD
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL SOMEONE WHAT IS AND ISN'T RUBBISH. YOU FUCKING PRICK FUCK YOU.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:37, archived)

Was that good dewd?
Oh man that felt tight. Was it good?

Don't read this out of context.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:37, archived)

It was RUBBISH.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:41, archived)

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL SOMEONE WHAT IS AND ISN'T RUBBISH. YOU FUCKING PRICK FUCK YOU.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:44, archived)

I've resorted to Omegle lulz

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 3:53, archived)

OH COME ON, SOMEONE.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:21, archived)

SAMMEH! LIVIN'ALIE!
img.4chan.org/b/src/1246587246239.jpg
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:26, archived)

you can upset me if you like coz I'm off to work now

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:30, archived)

Does this work over here?
#this
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:54, archived)

Weird shit.
If you put something after # it sets up a link to search for it over on board.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:54, archived)

No it doesn't.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 4:57, archived)

Yer it does queefy.
www.b3ta.com/board/9559599
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:04, archived)

OMG 10 MILLIONTH POST ON BOARD NOT FAR AWAY...IT'D BE AWESOME IF A /TALKER GOT IT OMG

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:04, archived)

Tell BM.
10m GET!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:25, archived)

Dave, you parents had no imagination.
And the fact that you have chosen to remain with the name "Dave" illustrates a genetic trait of low imagination.

Now that I have pissed you off, defile my family friendly image filters.

www.zettix.com/3d-filter/

www.zettix.com/anim-gif/
( I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 5:05, archived)