oop north they make them by putting them
in hot melted fat. You eat them and die, but by heck they taste better than our namby pamby, fried in nut oil with a hint of smegma from the yoof workers fingers, southern version.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:43, archived)

mine were fried in engine oil
scraped off t'road

an' I were lucky!
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:45, archived)

Did you have to walk

15 miles in the snow, barefoot, to get it?
( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:47, archived)

nay
30 miles in t'volcanic eruption, buck nekkid bar a 210lb rucksack, wit' five kids clinging on t'back
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:49, archived)

lucky bugger

( diffy maybs, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:51, archived)