That's legless though
him and apeloverage tell ALL the best lies on QOTW
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:44, archived)

It's not even a good lie.
I heard that joke years ago and it's also in Austin Powers.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 8:45, archived)