I hope your bladder fails at an inopportune moment.
not that there is an opportune moment for that to happen i suppose
(MykeyboyA massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:27,
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Oh I don't know,
the meat counter in Tesco, at a funeral, during sex... the list goes on.
(Captn Hood-Butteris not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:30,
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