Should beans form part of a fried breakfast?
A troubling question...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:07, archived)

Yes. Totally.
And mushrooms.
( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

Only if you can fry them

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:08, archived)

Just the three cans?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:09, archived)

catering size

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

If substituted for fried tomato, yes

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)

What the fuck is the point in fried tomato anyway?
Warm tomato is ming.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

I have no idea.
I always have the beans.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

no no no
someone RUINED my breakfast once by pouring beans all over it. he's still unforgiven. there was NO toast, NO bacon and the sausages were made of turkey and leek ffs.

i didnt like it.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:11, archived)

TURKEY AND FUCKING LEEK?!

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

fucking this.
i dry heaved when i cut one open.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:14, archived)

that sounds nice to me.

( sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

there's a time and a place for fancy sossies, binkles
a fry up is neither
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

blah blah blah what does it matter what you eat when so long as its tasty?

( sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

i prefer those kind of sausages with mash and gravy and vegetables
and the standard pork kind with bacon, egg and toast
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)

Breakfast fail.

( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

That's not really ruining it by pouring on beans
But having a shit fried breakfast in the first place though.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

Needs more lorne and tatty scones.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

And a vat of porridge?

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

Yes, a vat of porridge.
Because im fat i eat a vat of porridge.

Yes.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

Thanks for making that so clear ;)

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

I hope your bladder fails at an inopportune moment.
not that there is an opportune moment for that to happen i suppose
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)

Oh I don't know,
the meat counter in Tesco, at a funeral, during sex... the list goes on.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)

that's not a proper breakfast

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:13, archived)

yes i no :(
it took fucking ages an all and i was STARVING and i nearly cried when presented with that.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

Don't buy breakfasts in fancy pants restaurants then
You posh cow.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:18, archived)

it was round a friends
he even put chinese mushrooms on there. CRAZY TIMES.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

thats no friend.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

breakfast is serious business

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

he was a bit stressed out.
it weren't his kitchen. i had to sit in the corner and be quiet.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

had you broken into someone's house
in the dead of night?
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

it was at evil lus

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

i'm surprised she had any food left at all, the great big fatty

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)

I've had a perfectly good breakfast
ruined with spaghetti hoops. I got so mad I punched a bear to the ground and ripped out its heart.
or
I didn't say anything and just ate around them.
(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:15, archived)

my dad used to make me toast with baked bean juice on it
just the sauce, no beans. i fucking love my dad.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

Bread half toasted, dipped in tooth-achingly sweet tea.
Sorted.
(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

haha he has that too!
and cake in his tea.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

ing love
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

clever

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

clever I am gay for pay
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)

I can't find my sushi
=((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

in the fridge

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

YES !
=D

Right, I'm outta here, l8erz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

sushi winky
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

in the fridge

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)

I don't agree with beans
They contaminate everything with sauce. FUCK OFF SAUCE
( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:12, archived)

I say no.
I find they pollute the general eggy nature of the eggs.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:16, archived)

You could separate the eggs by placing them in a cup.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

like some sort of eggy... cup?

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

eggsactly

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:24, archived)

Fried Eggs, IN A CUP?
I thought better of you sir.
*wonders what the world's come to*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

All eggs should be served in a cup.
Eggs in a cup. A cup of eggs. A veritable eggy cup.
balder's likes eggs. Two eggs one cup.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

I had eggs in a wine glass yesterday.
It was right posh.
(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)

I would have sent it back
and demanded them to be serverd in a CUP. If this was not done with speed and a smile, then it's toys out of the pram time.
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)

*Makes a vomiting noise*
Egg! No! I only eat fried eggs when I really have to, like in a cafe or something. Why would you add them to a home friend brekkie?
( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:20, archived)

then why even have them in a cafe?
you odd cunt
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

Like when you get taken out for breakfast.
It doesn't happen very often, though. I usually veto the cafe and suggest a croissant/danish and a cup of coffee instead.
( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

She goes in and they strap her down and force feed her fried eggs for six hours
It's a hard life
( Theoban What of it, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

what, no beans?

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

not relevant to my interests

( mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:17, archived)

i make a fucking lovely breakfast

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:19, archived)

That's a good chat up line.
Right there!
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:23, archived)

im far too ugly for chat up lines

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

you mean..
you've got interests? now there's a shock!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

I've got interests.
I like Bicycles.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:22, archived)

I know you do 'zuki
now off you pop and play in the park. There's a good lad
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:25, archived)

YAAAAY!
*grabs football and runs off*
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:27, archived)

he's interested in you. knowhadda mean?
eh? nudge, nudge, wink, wink
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:26, archived)

you're ruining this attempt at pandering.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:28, archived)

i've already made myself a medal out of tinfoil and ribbon

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)

cheers
so you calling me a bike then!! Cheek of it!
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:29, archived)

not 'zook, you fool. mongy!

( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:30, archived)

Oh I see!
well, I don't actually cos the lights are off in the office and it's very dark..
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)

ahh, the lovely neddy, how are you today? i nearly missed you as i was busy
i have many varied interests that i would love to tell you all about, but really i'd like to know more about you
( mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)

Nothing to know about me!
Honest guv
( Neddy shucking chit funt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)

Yes.
Yes they should. As should potato cakes.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:21, archived)

i still don't believe you make good cakes
i think it's all propaganda
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:31, archived)