They scream "OH LOOK! I'M CHEAP!"

( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)

It's even worse when you buy a full price item
And still get a crappy sale bag.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)

here's the thing though
you've just bought stuff in a sale. Either you don't care, or you are cheap.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)

Not so much a sale as
'closing down; please buy these jeans so me and my family can eat for a week' Yay for recession!
(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)