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Today I hope to buy
a copy of Practical Reptile Keeping, and a birthday present. There isn't a Lush round here, so it might have to be Body Shop. At least I'm shopping for a female, shopping for men is impossible.

Blog blog blog.

Tell me of your recent or soon-to-be purchases, please.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:32, archived)
TICKETS TO LES MISÉRABLES
TOMORROW

I'm listening to the soundtrack right now.

I cannot wait. Hurrah for birthdays.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
Ooh, I'd love to go see that.
I missed Cats, never forgave my Dad for that. I haven't seen any of the big West End shows, not even Wicked.

Edit: Oh, and happy birthday for whenever it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
Cats is shit.
Wicked is excellent. I can probably be able to get you great seats (between rows 5 and 10) for about £13 if you fancy?
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
Cor.
I would have to confirm my holiday times off work, but I might actually take you up on that. I love the soundtrack and everyone raves about it, I'd really love to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
Lovely stuff. Warning you in advance, you'd have to end up sitting next to me, and I usually take up a seat and a half with my massive face.

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
I'll just bend my neck a bit and sit on the chair arm.
It'll be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)

MIS DAWSON
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
LES DAWSONÉRABLES

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
IT DIDN'T SAY THAT BEFORE

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
I LIKE TO MAKE YOU LOOK A BIT RUBBISH

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
IT WOULD BE REALLY EASY TO RECTIFY
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
lol
rectum
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
oh biiiiinky
*sitcom eye roll*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
That's our Binky! HAHAHAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
*places finger over lavender alarm button*
do you like lamee and showtunes, too?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
I don't think liking musicals makes me gay
I think the whole "having sex with men" makes me more gay.

KTHNXBYE.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
I was going for camp rather than gay.
camp is a lifestyle choice. Cock or mimsy is a hardwired sexual preference.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
He's AC/DC

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
Nice metaphor

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
More Spinal Tap if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
Ha!

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
*looks at square cheese on round biscuit bewilderingly*

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
Ah, I see.
I get very camp when drunk. I'm usually all straight-acting and that. But I do love a good musical theatre show.

I don't like musicals though.

See, I know the difference between the two. Great, eh?
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
great.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:42, archived)
IT'S A VERY COMMON MISTAKE

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
Go, define the difference then.
I take it you'd say that Les Mis is musical theatre, but, say, Annie Hall is a musical, right?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
HERE WE GO!
Music Theatre is when the story continues in the songs (like big decisions, changes, etc). Les Mis, Wicked and Ha'Penny Opera is full of "decision songs".

Musicals is basically when dialogue happens, then a song confirming the dialogue. If you took the songs out of musicals and just keeps the dialogue in the middle, the story would still make sense. Grease, Joseph, The Sound of Musicfor example. The other type of musical is where it is essentially a list of songs which don't really tell a story. Cats is a good example of this.

However, some musicals have both. Sondheim loves writing musicals where the first act is a Musical and the second act is Music Theatre. A great example of this is Into the Woods.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
Did Cats even have proper dialogue?
The DVD I have doesn't seem to have much of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:52, archived)
Ah yes...
Two secs.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
More details provided

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
Cats was really fucking inane.
"Skimbleshanks, the railway cat, the cat of the railway train". What?

Pretty women in tight furry outfits, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
That's what you get when you write a musical based on the ether-induced ramblings of an anti-semetic Victorian gentleman

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
Anti-semetic?

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
T.S Eliot
Big jew hater
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
I was desperately trying to think of any jew-hating in Cats.
The nearest you get are the racial slurs with the Pekinese dogs and things.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
I suppose there's always Bustopher Goldstein
the Child-Stealing Feline Yid Bolshevik.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)
It's a drug to stop you vomiting.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
i thought it was a ointment used for burns

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
I don't know anything about this
so I'm taking your word for it, however you realise that sounds awfully like "stroppy highly-strung camp buggers splitting the tiniest hair possible in an attempt to make themselves sound more high-brow" ?

A bit like the whole "it's not Opera unless it's sung in Italian" argument.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:54, archived)
No no...
When I say "I prefer Music Theatre over Musicals" just means "I prefer to pay £35 for a ticket and see a story, rather than just see a camp pantomime which is essentially glorified karaoke". I wanna see acting. Not just your typical "teeth and tits" diva who wants the big musical number to herself at the end.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
I see. Fair enough
then carry on, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
:D
I agree with you about the idiots who snub up the whole "it's not Opera unless it's sung in Italian" argument. I go see Opera for the talent. Not to watch something I don't understand.
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
I watched Faust a few years ago
it was fucking awesome.
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
I so want to get you drunk.
It would be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
Ooh Les Mis is awesome
*jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6271936
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
Nice save

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
i'm the man

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
I was Javert. Have I mentioned this? I was Javert.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
Les Gingérables

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)
According to many people I was the best thing about the production.
*SMUG*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:07, archived)
Did the rest of the special needs kids fuck up Do You Hear The People Sing?

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
The whole thing was brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
Ya big mincebag.
*eats gravel and punches a hooker*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
*punches gravel and eats a hooker*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
*Punches what he's eating an gravels a hooker*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
*hooks a gavel from bowl of punch and eats*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
Dude....that's freakin HARDCORE!

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
X-TREEM!
morning gumbo. how're things?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
Good good good. Got a half day today so it's all cool.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
i get to leave early because it's the staff barbecue. i'll swing by, grab a burger then high-tail it home
this is the good news
the bad news is, no payrises this year :(
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:34, archived)
I don't think I know anyone getting a payrise this year apart from a mate who works for HSBC.
sods law.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:37, archived)
but i WANT one
don't they understand that?
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:46, archived)
I'll give you a payrise. I'll put your wallet onto a high shelf for you, ok?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
Last night I bought lots of things in the sale
Including shoes that I had nearly bought when they were full price. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
I always imagine you sat at your computer
in a pretty floral/patterned dress and fabulous shoes with perfect hair, despite the fact I have no idea what you look like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
Haha thanks
Though my hair is rarely perfect :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
i imagine her as a scruffy little pixie type with a sharp face and a snub nose and tatty fairy wings with pickle on her face.

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:43, archived)
you're an actual cat that wears a cat hat
cat2
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
omg THE EARS which pair to wash first?
*rolls on floor*
(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
*shines light on the wall*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
*transfixeds*

(I helped save b3ta! sleepybinky, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:56, archived)
how do you imagine me?
Does it involve a nautilus and a tub of vaseline?
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
I see you as a jetpack with a wig strewn across it.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
in a puffin costume staring lustily at your signed photo of chris packham
quaffing a beaker of wee
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:45, archived)
I hadn't really thought about it.
For some reason my impression of internet people is usually "average build, short dark hair, male, Caucasian, possibly glasses, jeans and a tshirt" unless I know otherwise.

I had imagined mongychops to be a lot different to how he is, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
yeah, most people don't realise he's an african midget

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
It was the peg leg that surprised me more.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
I've heard rumours his hair is luscious

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:13, archived)
no, no. that's meeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
I will check this at the HB's.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:21, archived)
i'll make sure it's in peak condition
i have no doubt that UToL's is good too though
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
It's ALL TRUE
my hair actually moves in slow motion too, just ask cr3.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
you'd best be packing some serious beak
at the bash
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
If I go I will not take it off.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:53, archived)
excellent
you'd best go
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)
you think i'm ugly don't you!!!!!111
:((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
I got a pair of jeans in a closing down sale
marked down from 405 euros to 30, and they gave me a nice bag and not a crappy sale one. Win.
(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
Yey!
I hate sale bags.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
They scream "OH LOOK! I'M CHEAP!"

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
It's even worse when you buy a full price item
And still get a crappy sale bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
here's the thing though
you've just bought stuff in a sale. Either you don't care, or you are cheap.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
Not so much a sale as
'closing down; please buy these jeans so me and my family can eat for a week' Yay for recession!
(Bababoon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
Brakes and bushes for my car.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
Would a shrubbery be ok?
With a nice two-level effect and a path running down the middle.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
you need proper big bushes for CHB-level dogging
a shrubbery just doesn't cut it.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
I heard on Radio 4 a while back that the off road parking bit in Thetford Forrest
near the Brandon roundabout at Barton Mills is one of the UK's top sites for this activity.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
Excellent cover story :)

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:48, archived)
It's best to get there before 9pm if you want a good place to park.
Apparantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
happy hour between 10 and 11?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
I'm choosing to regard radio 4 dogging
as going to darkened car parks to watch other couples discussing Satre.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:49, archived)
And a water feature.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
My most recent purchase was some porridge and a banana.
Most recent exciting purchase was tickets to Fleetwood Mac.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:33, archived)
And don't be soft.
Shopping for men isn't impossible at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
I can never find anything.
It's either deodorant gift sets, stupid little gadgets or clothing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
Can't go wrong with stupid little gadgets
Men go mad for them
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
What the hell is wrong with my one then?
I'm forever holding up little weird gadgets in shops and he looks at me like I'm a five year old with a plastic duck. The conversation usually goes, "Why on earth would I want that?" "Because it's cool! Look! It flashes!" "Put it back." "But I'm buying it for me." "Fiiine. I'll be outside."

He doesn't do shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:57, archived)
I think there's the crux
a gadget does something useful. Flashing, unless you are an old man in a park in a mac, isn't considered useful.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
I've offered Swiss army knives,
flipflops with a bottle opener in the sole, various gadgety things off eBuyer/Firebox, and he just kind of mehs. It seems he has a certain amount he needs to spend (like, a new iPhone - I haven't forgiven him for impulse buying one of those yet).
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)
So what, in fact, you mean
is that he is interested in gadgets, but not the ones you want him to have?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
I refuse to admit the iPhone is fucking cool.
I shall maintain my female line that it's "just a phone" and "it's not worth the price tag".

I do want him to have cool gadgets, it's just I can never afford the ones he wants/would like.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
aren't they free on most contracts?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
Yes but on a stupidly expensive contract for a long time.
I'll admit, he did make a very convincing case for him to pay for it all. Something about how now he's not using X, Y and Z with his business contracts, he can afford it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
I thought they cost about £400?
you can get them free on an 18 month, £35 contract. which is about £600 in total, but with the added benefit of £600 free calls etc. I can't see why anyone would buy one outright, unless you spend less than £10 a month on calls and internet etc.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
the new one is 44.50 for 24 months, imagine that

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:48, archived)
the 3GS?
I was offered that for £35 for 18 months. Mind you, I think that O2 are prepared to offer me a go on the chairman's daughter to get me back from Orange at the moment..
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:08, archived)
yeah that one, that's the price on the posters in the shop
i'm with orange, they practically pay me these days
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)
that's not a female line
I have a minge AND an iPhone.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
Aren't YOU the lucky one?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:28, archived)
INDEED.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
not for the iphone
the vibration motor is already burnt out
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:04, archived)
What you're doing here is SHOWING him things.
Just buy something and have done with it and say 'I thought you'd like it'. I'm forever buying stuff for FF like that. The success rate is pretty high.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:17, archived)
take that and now fleetwood mac
bloody hell, it must be terrible being born with no sense of musical taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:02, archived)
Oh fuck off Tye

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:11, archived)

I have one fleetwood mac cd in the attic but no one knows except me as I bought it
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:23, archived)
shopping for me is easy
i like stuff
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:34, archived)
recently i bought a transformers boxset
in a minute i will buy some headphones because mine broke this morning
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
I'm down to one functioning earphone.
I only have one in during work anyway, so it works out ok.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:37, archived)
i don't listen at work, just on the way to and from
so i need both
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:39, archived)
I'm the same with my love beads at work.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
i just got cod4 on the ps3
its still in its wrapper
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
the first mission is to liberate the disc from the oppressive regime of the box
and then there's an escort mission where you have to get it safely into the drive
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
i aint been home for two nights
im well looking forward to it
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
don't play many FPS games
i'm slaughtering my way through the population of new york city in prototype at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
i dont either
but im tired of lbp
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
i haven't played it in a while due to having too many other games to play
but i lurve lbp
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:53, archived)
Ghostbusters FTMFW

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
Gets well good that game.
The sniper mission in the best where you've got to take out some guy from a mile away.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:11, archived)
Buying b'day presents for Mrs Rocket's godchildren - a 6 year old boy and a 2 year old girl (the kids, not the presents)
I had loads of fun picking out Transformers, army men, and other assorted boy-stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:35, archived)
I bought a new stick and some astros yesterday
No doubt today I shall spend shitloads on warm beer today watching middle aged men be really rather good at music and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:36, archived)
I'm incredibly jealous you know.
Tell Damon he looks like a fat Essex wanker from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:40, archived)
I shall throw a pint of piss at Phil Daniels
just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
Awww.
Thanks. You're so thoughtful.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
I'm going to buy some mints

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:38, archived)
WHAT KIND?!

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:41, archived)
I just don't know
until I get to shop to see their selection
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
make sure you tell us when you get back

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:55, archived)
It'll be tomorrow before I'm next online
I'll try and remember
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)
it's POSSIBLE that i may have forgotten by then
also, i won't be on /talk over the weekend

because i'm not a square *draws imaginary square in the air with fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:09, archived)
probably a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:44, archived)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:46, archived)
I just bought a three mobile broadband dongle
My next purchase shall be lunch followed by around 30 litres of super unleaded petroleum
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:47, archived)
AIRBED
MEATS
CHEESES
TRAINERS
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:50, archived)
I was thinking of buying something for myself this month
but this morning the TV license people wrote to me, so now I won't be.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:51, archived)
Was it a good letter?
And by good I mean "You owe us £142.50"
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)
"it's come to our notice
that you haven't been paying for a TV license, you fucking pikey thief. Unless you pay us this immediately, we'll come round, rape your women, raze your house and put your first-born on a spike

love and kisses

the TV license people"
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)
Pretty much that.
End of this month, goodbye money.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:10, archived)
well, here's the thing
if you hadn't tried to defraud them and avoid paying, you could have paid it at £11 a month and not ended up with no money.

/TMB - shutting stable doors after horses since 1975
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
It's not run out yet, it runs out at the end of the month.
I'm not defrauding nobody.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:25, archived)
then pay by direct debit, you plonker.
and save yourself being broke.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:30, archived)
Sell a kidney
Better yet, sell Esme's
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)
esmes kidney?
who would buy a organ that badly handled?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:03, archived)
NIN tickets.
And an iPhone :D
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:03, archived)
NIN!
Jealous. I hope you have a lovely time.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:14, archived)
At the o2. They were brilliant at Reading 07 :D

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:18, archived)
And I'm going to Westfield for the iPhone on Sunday.
I'm such a big gay when it comes to shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:35, archived)
it's SO MUCH FUN.
get the Facebook, Tweetie, Flight Control, Peggle, Reddit, Remote and iDaft apps :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
Already got Facebook, Tweetie, Peggle and Remote for my iPod Touch. :)

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
Don't forget the 'DG Pants Cam' app.
"See what's going on 24-7. Is he harbouring a semi? now you never need to wonder."
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
Day 97 in DG's pants and it looks like DG has a new housemate.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
Oh no! PUBIC LICE is being a right bitch....

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:55, archived)
WOOP WOOP
BROOM ALERT
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:54, archived)
FOREIGN 5 DIGITED OBJECT IDENTIFIED!
oh no! *fappity fap....fap....fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
you'd have to pick an alert noise that wouldn't get annoying if you had to hear it every 24 seconds

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)
The sound of a fairy's wand granting a wish

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:06, archived)
dawww

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:09, archived)
And I will also buy some new clothes and things and OH GOD I LOVE SHOPPING

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:49, archived)
bought a black zippo off eBay
it was surprisingly not fake.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:08, archived)
Something genuine from eBay?
How rare!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:12, archived)
I no!
cr3 checked the Nabaztag last night (if you send a message from bunny to bunny and you're not in, the nose lights up and you can press its head to hear the message again) and listened to the Safety Dance :D
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:24, archived)
Haha magic!
I got mine registered yesterday and spent a couple of hours messing with the API making the ears dance and playing silly podcasts :P
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:26, archived)
Now spangy
I love you very much, but you know what I was saying to Bats about pointless gadgets?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:33, archived)
whatevs
it tells me the weather and the pollen count and reads out RSS feeds and its ears waggle when it does its Bunny Tai Chi. And occasionally talks to itself.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
And plays silly messages
Sent by weirdos on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:36, archived)
surely a combination of your currently owned macbook
a mobile phone and a real bunny does all that for much less money? and you can eat the real bunny if you become trapped by a holocaust.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:42, archived)
BUNNY TAI CHI. Flashing lights!
Plus it's well cute, sitting on the kitchen table. And I didn't buy it :)
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:44, archived)
wow, that is brilliant, i'd love to tell you what i'm buying soon, but i won't as i think someone might find it boring, no offence
love

m
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:15, archived)
"Only in Cornwall" apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:31, archived)
hehe
damn nonchalant cats.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:45, archived)
Yesterday I bought some prawns and a squid's head.
I've got no plans to buy anything other than food.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:22, archived)
Alan Wood Bushcraft knife in Damasteel
Some shirts and trousers for outdoor pursuits
(I helped save b3ta! M o D, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:40, archived)
That's because men buy what they want and aren't interested at all in sentimental things.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:52, archived)
bullshit

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:57, archived)
I am hoping to sneak out at lunchtime and go to the charity shops.
It's my cheap version of retail therapy. I normally look out for cheap Lego/Megabloks as I have not given up on the mission in the newsletter to build a shed out of Lego: shacklemore.blogspot.com/2008/11/build-house-out-of-l.html
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:59, archived)