Cats was really fucking inane.
"Skimbleshanks, the railway cat, the cat of the railway train". What?

Pretty women in tight furry outfits, though.
( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 9:58, archived)

That's what you get when you write a musical based on the ether-induced ramblings of an anti-semetic Victorian gentleman

(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)

Anti-semetic?

( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:02, archived)

T.S Eliot
Big jew hater
(__, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:04, archived)

I was desperately trying to think of any jew-hating in Cats.
The nearest you get are the racial slurs with the Pekinese dogs and things.
( Bats, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:06, archived)

I suppose there's always Bustopher Goldstein
the Child-Stealing Feline Yid Bolshevik.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:32, archived)

It's a drug to stop you vomiting.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:05, archived)

i thought it was a ointment used for burns

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 11:00, archived)