"it's come to our notice
that you haven't been paying for a TV license, you fucking pikey thief. Unless you pay us this immediately, we'll come round, rape your women, raze your house and put your first-born on a spike

love and kisses

the TV license people"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 10:01, archived)