I just pretend to be busy
then take wifey by surprise while she is looking for the remote control under the settee where the baby tends to always lose it.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:58, archived)

Surprise bottomsex kind of surprise?

( Comma, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 18:59, archived)

If she is lucky

yes
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 19:01, archived)