When you get to my advanced age
you'll avoid that as it ruins fillings.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)

Breaks teeth totally

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

Does the captain get distracted from his thrusting momentum if you're munching on a bit of granary then?

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)

Sigh
ar n
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)

*snort*
See this is the sort of thing the popular page is designed for.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

Only if he gets between me and the food.
I read that as granny.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)

I have no fillings.
*smugs*
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)