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White or brown bread?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:02, archived)
Hovis best of both - Sliced
Edit:- Tiger bread is the best of all unsliced though
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
I've struggled through some more of Piston's stand up
He swears far to much without any context to it, this may be nerves though.
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
I got half a minute in and nearly vomitted
I must get around to emailing that to the people i dislike.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
Link?

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:15, archived)
Popular page.
Don't be so lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
I doubt very much that piston broke is on the popular page.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
POPULAR PAGE!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)

www.jamescartercomedy.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
*clicks*
I dont want this to ever leave the popular page

Poor comedy, always in r harts:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
POPULAR PAGE!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
1.25
*stops listening*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
'Freelance'

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
he did not make the website himself
it's somebody else taking the piss
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
Oh good.
Still, he's terrible.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
yes indeedy

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:36, archived)
Brown.
With yummy seeds in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:03, archived)
When you get to my advanced age
you'll avoid that as it ruins fillings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
Breaks teeth totally

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
Does the captain get distracted from his thrusting momentum if you're munching on a bit of granary then?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
Sigh
ar n
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
*snort*
See this is the sort of thing the popular page is designed for.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
Only if he gets between me and the food.
I read that as granny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
I have no fillings.
*smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
Thats what i had for lunch
Stupid seeds getting stuck in my teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:04, archived)
This stuff has pumpkin seeds. Nom nom.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
And this!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
Oh, you.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
There's a sandwich van that comes round to work
that sells little bags of pumpkin seeds, which are vanilla flavoured. They are nyom and if I'm careful I can eat those.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
Oooh.
They're very good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
I'll send you a pack, they are really very nice
next time they have some I'll gaz you and get your address.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
Ooh, thank you!

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:27, archived)
And this!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
OOCLOLCLICK!

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
This will no doubt end with someone of little brain calling you racist
Wholemeal as you ask.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
I prefer wholemeal for most things
but you can't beat a nice fresh crusty white loaf for bacon butties.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
I don't like crusty bread solely for the reason that I'm too lazy to expend all that energy eating it

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
You need all the exercise you can get at my age.

(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
A light dodder is more than enough

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
I await with barely concealed joy the usual crowd of bleaters banging out about how awful i am

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:07, archived)
You are an appalling cunt and no mistake

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
I am all thats wrong with the world

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:11, archived)
I quite like you.
You look after me on my first ever bash.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:13, archived)
Careful.
You'll ruin his reputation.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:16, archived)
It's because I'm a terrible woman
:oD
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
Terrible parent

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
I forgot you have an internet reputation too.
Very serious thing that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
I am proud of how much i cause some people to get over excited and rage filled:)

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:20, archived)
I didnt once penetrate you either.
Well, i dont think so, it was quite a drunken evening:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:19, archived)
White.
I'm part of the Bread National Party
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:05, archived)
WHOLEMEAL NOT HATE
*placards*
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:08, archived)
*picards*

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:10, archived)
I ain't racist! I got loads of braaan friends, like that smelly bloke daaan the curry 'ouse.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
not that fussed. usually wholemeal.

(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
ugh, kool aid :(
I look like I just got done fisting a smurf
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:06, archived)
I beg your pardon?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
have you been soaking your hand in it then?
weirdo
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
takes one to know one :p

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:17, archived)
Zing!

(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
Oooh i think i shall make some black ehrry kool aid when i get home
Or maybe some of the clear stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
I prefer a granary loaf, topped with a seed from every edible type of seed known to man.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:09, archived)
Coconut?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:12, archived)
Yes.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)
You've been in europe too long
Time to calm down, son.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:18, archived)
After travelling around the Balkans
I need as much non-meat foodstuffs as I can get at the moment. All they eat is meat. Meat meat meat meat meat. Just meat. I never thought I'd say it, but it was almost unbearable.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:21, archived)
They eat meat.
*doodoodoodoodoodoodoo*
They think it's neat.
*doodoodoodoodoodoodoo*
They eeeeeeat meat.
*doodoodoodoodoodoodoo*
They think it's neat.
*doodoodoodoodoodoodoo*
No sweet
*doo doo*
Just meat
*doo doo*
I gotta poo
*doo doodoo do doo doo doooooo*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:22, archived)
My mum went to romania a few years ago
For breakfast they gave her some pork fat and a tomato
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:23, archived)
this is a better breakfast than you might think.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:25, archived)
If you haven't eaten for several weeks

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:28, archived)
whatever i feel like
i like the ever-giving joy of not having the same thing every day

i draw the line at vinegary german bread though. those germans are weird
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 13:14, archived)