there's a list of dog breeds sorted by intelligence on Wikipedia.
Afghans come last.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:27, archived)

They're beautiful, but arseholes to do anything with.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:34, archived)

They must be hilarious dogs.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:36, archived)

hilarious and terrible in equal measure.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 15:37, archived)