I WANT TO GO HOME WITH A PIE THEY ARE SO SATISFYING
FILLED WITH GRAAAAAVY.
I WANT TO EAT MEAT.
GOD KNOOOWWWS.
GOD KNOWS I'M EATING A PIE.

*Brian May solo*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

it's strange but it's true
can't get enough, of your pastry-crusted goo
but I have to be sure
when I bite to your core
ooh, that I'm gonna taste meat.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)