Evening fuckers
I'm going to drink beer in my garden all weekend.

What are you up to?
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:43, archived)

ONLY ONE ANDY RODDICK!

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

did he dun win it?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

Yup, YEEHAW

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

I hope so.
My nephew put 15 quid on him at the start of it.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

So you'll be watching the balls going back and forth
Whereas my balls will actually be going back and forth.





as I mow the lawn
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

what's the televisionest roll call weather you've ever eaten?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:44, archived)

pepperoni pizza :)

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

nipples

( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

large brown ones with chips

(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

mailto:i'mdoingsomethingbetterthanyou.com
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

I'm going to drink the shit out of it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:45, archived)

Ew.
1 girl 1 cup
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

You know you want to

(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

I won't be watchign any more tennis that's for sure
Fucking brits are cunts at sport, except darts and riding bikes.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

pfft, riding bikes
thats not a sport. its like running.. whats the point?
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

Well there's the whole "exercise" bit at the very least.
Not that you'd know about that, fatty.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

hahaha
*cries*
(Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

I'm saying it for your own good.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

Moving to mexico!
I can't cope with or control my debts and stuff anymore, so I'm running away from my problems like a real man.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:46, archived)

Watch out for the swine flu.
And poverty and drive-by's and drugs.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

And kidnapping.

( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

I thought
this is what you people would wish upon me.

The only reason I posted that was in hope that you'd all piitch together to buy my ticket.
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

I will donate 11p.
Seriously, I really will.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

Yay!

(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:47, archived)

a friend of mine moved to San Francisco to avoid paying off his bank loans and student loan
then one day someone banged on his door with a court order and started moving his furniture into a van

good luck with the not being found thing there
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

and he was charged extra for the investigation, private detective work and correspondence between the UK and US
just saying like
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

In light of this, it's probably a good idea to pay his mum back that tenner.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

Gonz. My darling.
Do the words "fuck off" mean anything to you? hahaha
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

Very, very little indeed.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

That made me laugh out loud Gonz.

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

So, you mean...
I'm just going to have to face my problems? Like, suck it up and be a man? No crying and running away this time?
( AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

I mean if you run away from debt then they will trace you and charge you extra for the privilege
and if it's tax or VAT debt then they'll impose a charge of £60 a DAY until you clear the debt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

You could find a country that hasn't got a reciprocal agreement with the UK for this sort of thing.
Except you probably wouldn't want to live there.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

North cyprus ain't bad, until/if all that EU stuff is sorted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

reciprocal agreements only cover extradition for criminal cases
if it's a civil case and they get a court order in the other country then they can empty his house while he's at work
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

presumably that would depend on the laws in the other country though?

( well, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:03, archived)

yeah, or it could depend on slipping the judge a few quid
that often works wonders
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

And if they can find you.
Some countries aren't that interested in handing over information.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

so,
you'd only need to move to an anti-western communist state with zero corruption to be safe?
( well, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

"...Communist....zero corruption...."
BWAAAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

venezuela isn't so bad

( well, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

what's it to you?

( well, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

I want to know so I can come around to your place
and lick your paving slabs
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

On a coach to Bristol.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:48, archived)

You are Andy whatshisface tennis player who's just lost
aicmfp
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

at the moment
looking for a driver for a printer. i doesnt seem to be working.
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:49, archived)

i'll drive it!

( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

Are you very, very small?

(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

i'm so small, even jockeys bully me

( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

Come here then...
closer....

closer....

closer....

*smack*
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:06, archived)

*weeps into sleeves*

( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

Don't get the paper wet
or I'll hit you again.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:16, archived)

ok,
sure! *hands over steering wheel*
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

I read this
and heard a small boy (in next door's garden) shouting out, "WAIT FOR ME!!"

I actually laughed.

Out loud.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

?
does spacefish live near you?
maybe its him.
(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

I think you could be right
In my head all of b3ta live in one large happy and cuntish village where they're all in-bred and have large distended testicles.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

yay!

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:01, archived)

"take the wheel gromit spacefish!"
( weaver., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:57, archived)

driving miss daisywheel

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

the golfball rally

( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

The Dot Matrix

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:04, archived)

ink-red-able hulk?

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

crouching toner, hidden ribbon

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

out of africpaper

( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

sunset bubblejet

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

Get Cartridge

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

dye another day

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

Prints of Persia

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:22, archived)

monsters ink.

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:23, archived)

off now, see you all later

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:26, archived)

2001: A Space Ollivetti

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:21, archived)

Empire of the Epson

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:28, archived)

Canonball Run

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:34, archived)

:D

(Usernameless Wooh, scary. Not really., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

hahaha!

( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

I WANT TO GO HOME

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

I wish you'd come home too
You're always working late, you hardly see the kids anymore and you haven't touched me in months, I've got needs you know.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:00, archived)

It's alright love
I'll pop by and sort out that leaky tap for you.
I'll kick a ball round with the kids for a bit and then we can have a bit of how's your father while they watch Britain's Got Talent.

He'll never know.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I CAN SMELL YOU IN HIM

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:08, archived)

You drove me into his arms!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:12, archived)

My strong powerful arms
that will FUCK YOU UP!

She's mine - you don't want her!
All you care about is your job - she needs a man who understands the plumbing!
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

I WANT TO GO HOME WITH A PIE THEY ARE SO SATISFYING
FILLED WITH GRAAAAAVY.
I WANT TO EAT MEAT.
GOD KNOOOWWWS.
GOD KNOWS I'M EATING A PIE.

*Brian May solo*
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:14, archived)

it's strange but it's true
can't get enough, of your pastry-crusted goo
but I have to be sure
when I bite to your core
ooh, that I'm gonna taste meat.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:19, archived)

Aaaaa dum da da dum da da dum da da dum da
ooh wah, ooh wah, oooooh wah, ooh wah, ooh wah, ooh wah
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

Why do fools fall in love?
why do birds sing so gay?
And lovers await the break of day
Why do they fall in love?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:50, archived)

Hey nonny ding dong, alang alang alang
Boom ba-doh, ba-doo ba-doodle-ay

Oh, life could be a dream (sh-boom)
If I could take you up in paradise up above (sh-boom)
If you would tell me I'm the only one that you love
Life could be a dream, sweetheart
(Hello, hello again, sh-boom and hopin' we'll meet again)
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:53, archived)

Mike...

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

Mike?....

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

MIKE !!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

Dewd?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

You seen that Birds of a Feather?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

Arr

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

It's all right, innit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

Arr

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

I'll probably spend a chunk of it drinking beer on my balcony.
And some other stuff.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:51, archived)

eating a passionfruit
and i'm going to a michael jackson night at scream later, my costume is...a hat
( weaver., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:52, archived)

Work
and do the same as you providing the weather improves.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:54, archived)

maybe a bit of gardening
the garden has started rewarding me with artichokes, chard and tayberries, so i'm inclined to be nice to it again

also beer, hopefully socialisation, possibly bottling some homebrew, and the farmers' market

and my fluxx cards arrived today, so playing that too
( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:56, archived)

You are middle class
I salute you.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

darn tootin
but the poor sort. i need to onto the oppression of the masses as soon as possible
( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

something that doesn't reek of loneliness and ineptitude

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:58, archived)

So we won't be seeing you on here then?

(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 18:59, archived)

Going to go in the sea in a canoe LOL

( epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:02, archived)

sulking

(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:05, archived)

haha, no girlfriend
No. Girlfriend.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:09, archived)

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE?

NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:10, archived)

i have the littlun over
we're drinking milkshakes out of wine glasses and eating a plate full of after eights
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:13, archived)

I'll be round about 10ish
okay sweetheart?
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:15, archived)

i thought all the british players got knocked out of the 10ish

( spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:17, archived)

okay dad :D

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:18, archived)

Oh yeah...
I'm the daddy.
(Stiff Richard, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:20, archived)