Dear Deidre
"Now that my girlfriend has got so fat I can only make love to her when I use Viagra.
Even then I have to close my eyes."
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:45, archived)

Dear Deidre
"In the past year I've had three miscarriages, then my father-in-law died and I lost my job."

Deidre's advice: "Kill yourself."
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:49, archived)

Dear Dre,
I hate my wife and I love prescription drugs.
can i kill slash divorce her?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:03, archived)