My car has five of these little red slots marked "press"
but the creases in my trousers are still there
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:23, archived)

they're for journalists only.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:26, archived)

I wondered why they worked for half of my friends :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:33, archived)