For example:
Madam, your fat-tit parading disgusts me.

Now repeat.
( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)

'stop looking at my tits'
'That's good, but how about we say it this way? "I'm having a look at your tits"
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)

"and now you are mmm, how you say, feeling a cop?"

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)

I also used the "what do you call a fly without any wings" joke seven times today
No-one understood it.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)