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I've bee wearing pants today which allow for a certain amount of 'escapage'.
I've had to spend most of my day surruptitiously adjusting myself. It's a very uncomfortable feeling to be discussing SERIOUS BUSINESS with a female consultant, who is not in the first flush of youth, whilst my cock is escaping from my undies.

What makes you uncomfortable?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
And just for SexFace
uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090703/tod-house-wrecked-as-man-kills-weeds-wit-86d1698.html
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
mmmmm.... bee pants.
buzzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:28, archived)
BEEDOGS

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
GUINEA BEES
/SouthPark
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
Job Interviews.

(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:29, archived)
Really ugly women having their fat tits pouring out of their blouses half a metre away from my face
while we're trying to discuss Verbs As Nouns.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:30, archived)
I only want to be comfortable
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
and to be fair, you were 6 metres away at the time.
lols. *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:44, archived)
shit, just re-read the original post.
ugly

sorry dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
but I always do my homework!

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
For example:
Madam, your fat-tit parading disgusts me.

Now repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:47, archived)
'stop looking at my tits'
'That's good, but how about we say it this way? "I'm having a look at your tits"
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:50, archived)
"and now you are mmm, how you say, feeling a cop?"

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
I also used the "what do you call a fly without any wings" joke seven times today
No-one understood it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:51, archived)
the thought of having to drink 4 litres of laxatives before my colonoscopy :(
having a camera shoved up my arse isn't half as scary as the thought that I will spend a whole day on the loo in agony
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:31, archived)
That's a Morning Poo that'll rate in the minus figures :(

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
It is, I laughed on my way out the hospital today because I thought of posting a morning poo report on that day.

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
I've said it before nd I'll say it again.
There's b3tans out there, who, as they expire in a pool of blood, spunk and shit will think 'I MUST tell /talk about this'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:36, archived)
Oh come on I'm not that bad
I never even posted about the bitch fight the other night down the road with 2 20 something women holding another woman back whilst the girl who was on her own and also about 25 was stood with her fingers in her ears shouting "SHITTY BUM SHITTY BUM" over and over.

I could have posted abotu that but I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
You were right not to post.
You should have been out there with a camcorder.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:39, archived)
Oh how I wish I could have

(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)
shitty bim, shitty bum
shitty bum bum bum bum bum bubum
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
That is all kinds of wonderful.

(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
yesssss utreg me stadsie!!

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:56, archived)
I'll be honest here, I try to be tolerant of all the alternate sexualities but I fucking hate transvestites
seriously, fuck off transvestite weirdo shits
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:32, archived)
What about people who fancy underage cartoon women?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:33, archived)
that's not an alternate sexuality, that's being a paedophile

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:34, archived)
So, what about someone who'd playa computer game with teenage anime girls in it?
And go to all the trouble of unlocking some of the more 'erotic' modes?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:37, archived)
I fully support the creation of death camps for these miserable human failures

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:41, archived)

www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=hitler+furries
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:53, archived)
what about that recent photo of Jessica Rabbit where she almost looks like a real woman?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:46, archived)
i'm quite fond of them.
oh yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:48, archived)
I am as pissed as a pudding
bookmark any posts, they're sure to be embarassing
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:38, archived)
receiving

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:40, archived)
Hot sweaty jobs at work.
Air temperature of about 50C sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:52, archived)
Mrs Zuki has this problem.
it's rubbesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:55, archived)
Oooh what does she do?
I'm quite excited as my job is new and quite cool (I think).

I do get quite sweaty though and I have to wear long sleeves, trousers and prtective clothing most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:57, archived)
Don't let her overhear.
She's a hi-vis fetishist.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:10, archived)
Oh, ok....shhhhh!
If she wants some titilation, tell her the steel toecaps on my wellies are orange. Yep, that is right, orange.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:20, archived)
Middle-aged women in work telling jokes.
That aren't funny. Then laughing at them.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 21:58, archived)
What do you call a fly with no wings?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)
Anything, they are deaf without wings.
You can shout 'fly away' as loud as you like and the little fucker won't.
(I helped save b3ta! Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)