What do you call a fly with no wings?

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:02, archived)

Anything, they are deaf without wings.
You can shout 'fly away' as loud as you like and the little fucker won't.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:06, archived)