two people in my floor of 30 ish have proper swine flu now
I'm dreading having to take time off work :(
( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

Maybe the gays are immune to swine flu?
I've not read of any bent deaths.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

high levels of FABULOUS clearly break down the virus

( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Good old Moohalaa!
I'd have to say you're my favourite fruit.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

I was sitting reading the paper in a green face mask earlier
not unlike this. I knew you would be proud.
( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

I hope there was no shock headlines.
You'd have to re-apply. I've heard.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

I clicked, expecting to see a ball gag

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

mffmf mfmfm mmmnphbb mmlmfppohlb!*
*I'm upset at the internet!
( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

oh man, you've got drool on the sudoku

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

Do you live in a prison?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

Do you want him to?

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

Hell yeah.
With extra tats.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

This is getting into an area I know nothing about
yet am strangely aroused
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

Scrub that.
I was jumping to the conclusion that this floor was where you live and it is considerably more likely that it is where you work. What a twat.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Get the vaccine, it will make you ok.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)