I'm struck down with a terrible flu.
My sinuses feel swollen to the point I fear of getting "fuller b3tan's cheeks".
As I've had to pass the time between sleeping and that, I've been enjoying Tiger Woods 10 and Fight Night Round 4.
Some excellent banter there.


But let us get to the real issue.
Who's going to be first to have a go at me after a couple Bacardi and lemons?
It's Friday.. You're miserable..
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:48, archived)

two people in my floor of 30 ish have proper swine flu now
I'm dreading having to take time off work :(
( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:49, archived)

Maybe the gays are immune to swine flu?
I've not read of any bent deaths.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

high levels of FABULOUS clearly break down the virus

( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:56, archived)

Good old Moohalaa!
I'd have to say you're my favourite fruit.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:59, archived)

I was sitting reading the paper in a green face mask earlier
not unlike this. I knew you would be proud.
( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

I hope there was no shock headlines.
You'd have to re-apply. I've heard.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

I clicked, expecting to see a ball gag

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

mffmf mfmfm mmmnphbb mmlmfppohlb!*
*I'm upset at the internet!
( moohalaa, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

oh man, you've got drool on the sudoku

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

Do you live in a prison?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

Do you want him to?

( broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

Hell yeah.
With extra tats.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

This is getting into an area I know nothing about
yet am strangely aroused
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

Scrub that.
I was jumping to the conclusion that this floor was where you live and it is considerably more likely that it is where you work. What a twat.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Get the vaccine, it will make you ok.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

SWINE FLU
APPLY BACON
( MrA, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

man flu!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

WE CAN SEE THROUGH OUR ILLNESSES TOGETHER, SSG!
You lovely young man.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

hectic weeks mean
lazy friday nights
( Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

Chin up about the illness
I'm feeling rather chipper, new job today and several pints to celebrate!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:50, archived)

*Firm handshakes*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

Why thank you!
The best thing about the job? It is in a brewery, yep, i'm an apprentice brewer now!
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

Lesson 1
How to hold a piss up in a brewery, right?
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:11, archived)

I'm not going to have a go
obviously I would do normally, but not if you are ill
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:51, archived)

When you die, I'll start a group on facebook in your memory.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:52, archived)

It'll be like the wailing wall.
As opposed to the actual wailing wall I find myself being on here.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:53, archived)

H1N1

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:54, archived)

Who will cause upset while JMG is unwell?

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

And I am a bit miserable.
My bloody boiler has excelled itself by leaking on my belongings, for about the 10th time.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

After the ninth time most people would have stoped storing stuff under the boiler and left a bucket there.
Or got it fixed.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

Thing is,
it soaks into the carpet, into the floorboards and into the kitchen. I don't keep my stuff under my boiler anymore. Thngs around it get wet too though. It's been fixed many, many times, still leaks. There is a bucket under there, there always is but this time it flowed behind the bucket.

That seems pretty concise
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

It quite plainly has not been fixed.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

...Yep it has, usually the same part which breaks. Serviced regularly too.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

Margaret Thatcher.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:57, archived)

wow
you almost made made a real post
*firm handshakes*
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:55, archived)

wow
you almost didn't use a JMG catchphrase
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:02, archived)

i spelt wrong two
gilgy.. suprised you didn't whine about that
(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

upset at me AND JMG in the space of two posts, this is a new record

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:10, archived)

Oh JMG MTV's top 100 Ibiza Anthems is anything but that
I am wholly disappointed :(
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 22:58, archived)

How Yomanda Synth and Strings can be at 62 I will never know
And according to the internet Stardust is number one, this can fuck off commercial shit, Cafe del mar at number 4 this should be at least 2 places higher, MTV have got some serious Dance issues JMG I am officially having an online wobble about this.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

I mean have MTV even been to Ibiza?
Cream, Gatecrasher HMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMM? You'd think they hadn't.

I can see the DJ's cringing at the shit they are having to spout.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

Armand Van Heldan has moved from it's previous spot of 39 to number 8 so I will let them off for thagt one as it's a much more fitting position for such a classic.

( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:05, archived)

62 too low or too high?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:04, archived)

Fucking Yomanda should be in the top 10 mate
Along with the likes of Ayla, William Orbit, Tiesto, Ferry Corsten and planet perfecto, but none of them are even IN the chart.

THAT is Ibiza!
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:07, archived)

I hope you're feeling better soon JMG
so your mum won't have to stay home from bingo to look after you
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

I've probably lined my pockets with emergency dole in case I run out of bald cream for my phoning Esme.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)

I'm drinking STELLA, The JMG.
All is well in Gobshite Towers.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:08, archived)