I hope you're feeling better soon JMG
so your mum won't have to stay home from bingo to look after you
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:01, archived)

I've probably lined my pockets with emergency dole in case I run out of bald cream for my phoning Esme.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:03, archived)