Why is it not good advice even with shagging
you don't HAVE to shag her you know.
( Mrs Sp@m, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:24, archived)

I AM MAN
I HAVE COCK
( broadsword, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:26, archived)

well if you're just using her because you've currently got more dirty water than a chinese laundry then that's ok
but there's no way I'd enter into any kind of relationship with a gibbering mouth-frother of a racist psycho stalker
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:28, archived)

*hands over "Not Syncubus" award*
Or the "Not"... wait, best not mention that, in case shit goes down again.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 23:29, archived)