I'm not entirely sure
I've never taken a ruler.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

Now
is the time.
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

B3ta COCK OFF

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

Oh we're talking about nipples
damnit
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

that may require a new thread then.

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

Christ, dont

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)

I'm not drunk and couldn't get away with it.
you on the other hand...
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

Done
I'm not proud
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)

yours are probably square
with tentacles sprouting from them
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

you probably don´t have any

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)