I think an important issue has been touched upon.
How big are your nipples?
Measurements in metric or imperial, diameter or area.

According to my ring spanner set mine are around 5/8ths.
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)

Really small.
As previously discussed, I shan't measure them though.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

eviously otractor
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

Again, top strikethrough.
I'm eagerly anticipating the next hilarious one.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)

All strikethrough humour is fantastic.
They should replace ITV with 24hr rolling strikethroughs.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

I for one am loving these strikethroughs.
I hope there are many more to come
( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

these strikethroughs.
I hope there are many more to

in my mouth
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

I'm glad you're here to make me look less drunk.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

fuck me
fuck me like the bitch I am
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

e pass
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

I love you.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

Loving the trigonometry theme.
Great job.
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)

lolwut
i can't reply to the thread
( weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

i wondered why you were replying to my post detailling your nipples before
freak
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

that may have been a drunken mistake
:D
( weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

the size of a euro
and mine are hairy too
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

I think it's 2/3 of the base of a magners bottle
but its hard to tell without spillage
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

I can give my cock size in 440ml strongbow cans tho, if that helps

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

I take it that is a regular 568ml bottle and not the pointless 330ml ones

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

I'm ashamed to say
width is from the 330ml bottle

length is 330ml tho ladies! Ladies? Come on, ride the broadsword
ciderbottlecock
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

If I don't pull from that ^ the world is wrong

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

*waggles eyebrows*
LOLGAY
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

Hello sexy

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)

you can fit it in a bottle?
:/
(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

That's no way to talk about your anus

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

<pedant>
length volume
</pedant>

<friends></friends>
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

lol, what?

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

lesss than an inch in diamater
about 2 inches circumference
(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

Mine are just right.
Of course.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

*Dampens brow*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)

PICS
or it never happened.
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

Cobblers.
*calls upon independent edjucator*
*pins independent edjucator badge to suit*
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

edjucator
ejaculator

COME ON HER NIPPLES
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)

get an adjudicator in too, that might help

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)

www.thethinkingblog.com/2007/08/fact-men-can-breastfeed.html
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)

FRIZ!

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

can you link me to the super sexy greasemonkey script you made?

( weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

no

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

:(

( weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)

I would guess at about an Inch and a half.

( JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

The diameter is about the same as the distance from the tip of my thumb to the first joint.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)

So 1 then?

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

One thumb-joint.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

Thats definitly a Imperial measurement

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)

14 thumb-joints = 1 ferkle.
12 ferkles = 1 junior league.
27 junior leagues = 1 super-mile.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

4536 tmbj
Unless you are at sea...
In which case you can make it up as you go.
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

Humf
I measured mine the same way then read your post.
I think I was born with no originality.
(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)

that'll explain the shit-stupid username then

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)

true

(Special K I hope i dont look like the perv i am, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)

apparently an inch across
they're weird though, sometimes they're proper nipples, sometimes they're more like a boil or something, with no defined sticky out bit
( weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)

yay!
it worked at last
( weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

TMI
FREAK
( weaver., Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)

I'm not entirely sure
I've never taken a ruler.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)

Now
is the time.
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)

B3ta COCK OFF

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

Oh we're talking about nipples
damnit
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)

that may require a new thread then.

( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

Christ, dont

( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)

I'm not drunk and couldn't get away with it.
you on the other hand...
( RedStar returneth, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

Done
I'm not proud
( broadsword, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)

yours are probably square
with tentacles sprouting from them
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)

you probably don´t have any

(richard cropper's comedy account Stephen Frizzle is on the sex offenders list, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)

i sliced mine off a long time ago

( Lightguy hail satan, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)