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I think an important issue has been touched upon.
How big are your nipples?
Measurements in metric or imperial, diameter or area.

According to my ring spanner set mine are around 5/8ths.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:02, archived)
Really small.
As previously discussed, I shan't measure them though.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)

eviously otractor
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
Again, top strikethrough.
I'm eagerly anticipating the next hilarious one.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:08, archived)
All strikethrough humour is fantastic.
They should replace ITV with 24hr rolling strikethroughs.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
I for one am loving these strikethroughs.
I hope there are many more to come
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)


these strikethroughs.
I hope there are many more to


in my mouth
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
I'm glad you're here to make me look less drunk.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
fuck me
fuck me like the bitch I am
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)

e pass
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
I love you.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
Loving the trigonometry theme.
Great job.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:22, archived)
lolwut
i can't reply to the thread
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
i wondered why you were replying to my post detailling your nipples before
freak
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
that may have been a drunken mistake
:D
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
the size of a euro
and mine are hairy too
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
I think it's 2/3 of the base of a magners bottle
but its hard to tell without spillage
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
I can give my cock size in 440ml strongbow cans tho, if that helps

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
I take it that is a regular 568ml bottle and not the pointless 330ml ones

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
I'm ashamed to say
width is from the 330ml bottle

length is 330ml tho ladies! Ladies? Come on, ride the broadsword
ciderbottlecock
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
If I don't pull from that ^ the world is wrong

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
*waggles eyebrows*
LOLGAY
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
Hello sexy

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:12, archived)
you can fit it in a bottle?
:/
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
That's no way to talk about your anus

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
<pedant>
length volume
</pedant>

<friends></friends>
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
lol, what?

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
lesss than an inch in diamater
about 2 inches circumference
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:04, archived)
Mine are just right.
Of course.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
*Dampens brow*

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:06, archived)
PICS
or it never happened.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
Cobblers.
*calls upon independent edjucator*
*pins independent edjucator badge to suit*
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)

edjucator
ejaculator

COME ON HER NIPPLES
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:27, archived)
get an adjudicator in too, that might help

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:29, archived)

www.thethinkingblog.com/2007/08/fact-men-can-breastfeed.html
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:05, archived)
FRIZ!

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
can you link me to the super sexy greasemonkey script you made?

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
no

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
:(

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:31, archived)
I would guess at about an Inch and a half.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
The diameter is about the same as the distance from the tip of my thumb to the first joint.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:07, archived)
So 1 then?

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
One thumb-joint.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
Thats definitly a Imperial measurement

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:13, archived)
14 thumb-joints = 1 ferkle.
12 ferkles = 1 junior league.
27 junior leagues = 1 super-mile.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
4536 tmbj
Unless you are at sea...
In which case you can make it up as you go.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:20, archived)
Humf
I measured mine the same way then read your post.
I think I was born with no originality.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:11, archived)
that'll explain the shit-stupid username then

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:15, archived)
true

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:17, archived)
apparently an inch across
they're weird though, sometimes they're proper nipples, sometimes they're more like a boil or something, with no defined sticky out bit
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:09, archived)
yay!
it worked at last
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
TMI
FREAK
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:10, archived)
I'm not entirely sure
I've never taken a ruler.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:14, archived)
Now
is the time.
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:16, archived)
B3ta COCK OFF

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
Oh we're talking about nipples
damnit
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:18, archived)
that may require a new thread then.

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
Christ, dont

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:24, archived)
I'm not drunk and couldn't get away with it.
you on the other hand...
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)
Done
I'm not proud
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:26, archived)
yours are probably square
with tentacles sprouting from them
(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:19, archived)
you probably don´t have any

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:23, archived)
i sliced mine off a long time ago

(, Sat 4 Jul 2009, 1:25, archived)